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30 Woodland Hills, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–34
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 15
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am an artist, and if I keep writing it that way and introducing myself that way I've been told that I might actually start believing it. I am at heart a pragmatic problem solver, a creative out-of-the-box thinker with a penchant for overly complex vocabulary and a strong dislike of texting-style abbreviations. I am friendly but have few true friends, driven but not certain of my destination, and always up for a Disney sing-along.

Meyers-Briggs-wise I am an INFP, which seems to fit. I am the oldest of four boys, I've driven cross-country twice, and given a choice I prefer Maker's Mark on the rocks. I grew up in Santa Barbara, spent some time in Israel, moved to upstate New York for college, spent a few years in New York City after that, spent the last three years bouncing between coasts and now I've settled in LA.

I'm looking for someone who complements and challenges me, who exudes an inviting and warm energy, and who doesn't take life too seriously. Someone who sees the world in such a way that by being within her orbit I can't help but be astounded anew at the beauty that surrounds us, at the everyday tragedy of things and the tiny miracles that abound. And ideally someone who would be a good dance and tennis partner :). Wouldn't hurt if she knew how to handle power tools (in a non-euphemistic kind of way). If that's you, kindly send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend a lot of time searching for meaning, love, contentment, fulfillment, and calm. Work-wise I just started teaching dance and stagecraft at a private high school. I also have a bunch of other side gigs and a number of other interests, ask me about them and I'll be happy to share!
I’m really good at
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Problem-solving, especially when it comes to making complex cuts with woodworking tools and fixing wireless computer networks. I'm also really good at staying up all night without drinking coffee, while not hurting myself with the aforementioned tools. I give good back massages (thank you Jewish summer camp) and I am awesome at karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
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if I have a microphone, my voice. Otherwise, probably my nerdy glasses, mismatched eyebrows, paint-spattered clothing (if I've been working), or that I'm kinda tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Good Omens, The Trumpet of the Swan, Shogun, American Gods, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Source, The Enormous Egg, The Hunt for Red October (and anything else by Tom Clancy is a guilty pleasure), Ender's Game, As a Driven Leaf, anything by Roald Dahl, Skinny Legs and All, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Jeeves and Wooster stories by P.G. Wodehouse.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, WALL-E (and any other Pixar movie except Brave), The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Sleepless in Seattle, Dead Poets' Society, The Princess Bride, Army of Darkness, Newsies, Singing in the Rain, The Fifth Element, Love Actually, Serendipity

Shows: Firefly, Castle, Dexter, Chuck, The Daily Show, The West Wing, Bones, The Pretender, Burn Notice, Royal Pains, Revenge, The Mentalist, The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Homeland (new obsession), Dr. Who, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, @Midnight

Music: Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Queen, Regina Spektor, The Cure, Billy Joel, Simon and Garfunkel, Journey, Stephen Sondheim, Adam Guettel, Jonathon Larson, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Tenacious D, Indigo Girls, Weird Al Yankovic, David Broza, Peter Gabriel, and lots of others.

Food: my grandmother's cheese blintzes, homemade mashed potatoes, cheesecake, beet and goat cheese salad, vegetable samosas, seasoned curly fries, Thai iced tea, a cold Dr. Pepper on a hot working afternoon, a glass of single malt at the end of a long day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books- Endless worlds of possibility and imagination just waiting to be set free? Sign me up.
2. Salt- I put salt, soy sauce, or parmesan cheese on a lot of foods, I wouldn't survive without it.
3. My camera- My memory is occasionally faulty, but as long as I remember to download the memory card the photos can last forever
4. Music- At once my favorite means of expression and method of immersion in culture, place, and time
5. My hands. I do so many things with them, and I am constantly terrified of seriously damaging them
6. Hope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How traffic jams happen. What the future will look like, and what I might create that could help shape it. How things work, and how they might be operated by tiny wooly mammoths. What I truly want out of life, what kind of people I want around me, and how best to own my decisions and needs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having dinner with friends or family, then tennis if the weather is good, a movie if it isn't, or if all else fails catching up on a tv show while reclining on an extremely comfy couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little I once caught a lizard and decided to see if it would be friends with the pet rat we had at home. So I put the lizard in the rat's cage, but they didn't want to be friends. I got the lizard out of there as quickly as I could and let him go outside, but I found him dead a few days later. I've felt guilty about it ever since.
You should message me if
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The little voice in your head says you should
You have something more to say than "hey"
You need a tennis partner
You want a dance partner
You need someone to rock the male part of "Suddenly Seymour" at karaoke
You can properly differentiate between "affect" and "effect" in most situations.

You capitalize your I's most of the time, and believe that neither u nor r constitute acceptable parts of the English language without accompanying vowels and/or consonants.

You should definitely message me if you know all the words to the Gummi Bears theme song. Also if "You're killin' me Smalls" and "If you build it, he will come" arouse in you warm feelings of nostalgia.