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30 London, UK Man


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  • Ages 22–35
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Jan 26
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My self-summary
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I like to write things.

I don't think I'm a very typical guy. I mean, I drink beer and I play/watch even the most pointless of sports, but I also like poetry and say stuff like oh isn't that a nice tree. If I'm looking at a nice tree that is. I dont just say it. That would be weird.

I don't think that I'm the best looking guy in the world. But I like to think I have a sort of ugly charm about me. It's a warmable face I hope you agree.

I am funny at times. Sarcastic all of the time. I am honest. I like quotes. I like old buildings. I like to talk to nice people. And sometimes to bad people. I like quirky people but not people who say they are quirky. They are generally not that quirky. I quite like the word quirky. But my favourite word is probably ravish or maybe akwaaba. I like monkeys that can swim. I like riding my bicycle although my seat recently got nicked. Who steals a seat? I like museums. I like smiling. I like to paint. I like running. I like nature.

I dont like midges, people who drive too fast, people who walk too slowly, Scientology, ignorant people, racist people or Mel Gibson.

And I will leave you with this:

"the moment someone keeps an eye on what we do, we involuntarily make allowances for that eye, and nothing we do is truthful."

Milan Kundera. Ledge.

I am broken, words, and tape.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be nice.
Writing stories about boxes.
Travelling from place to place.
Struggling to come to terms with my immortality that sits over my shoulder, judging me and tutting loudly when I do stupid things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Commenting in retrospect.
Peeling oranges.
Rolling really good rollies (although I don't smoke anymore).
Hand-stands. Well I'm getting better anyway.
Getting in to awkward situations.
Climbing trees.
Correcting your poor grammar.
All of these are true.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It used to be my hair. But now it's short. So I guess it's my friendly face! It means people stop me to ask me for directions a lot but it also means that crazy people talk to me. I don't mind either.

People also keep saying I'm laid back. It's starting to worry me. They keep saying it. I might start shouting at people more.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Wind Up Bird Chronicles, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The God Of Small Things, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, 1984, Vernon God Little, The Outsider, Catch-22,

Full Metal Jacket, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, City Of God, Pans Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Lost In Translation, The Shining, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Truman Show, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, Watchmen,

Radiohead, RJD2, Regina Spektor, Madeline Peyroux, Aesop Rock, Debussy, Jose Gonzales, Jill Scott, The Roots, Jehst, Joni Mitchell, Roots Manuva, Lizz Wright, Me'Shell Ndegeocello, Cat Power, Fela Kuti, Erykah Badu, Mos Def, Fiona Apple, Beirut, PJ Harvey, Grizzly Bear, James Blake,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My toothbrush
My glasses (I need them to see!)
A pen and paper
A football
Hummus or pesto (I always need one or the other)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trees. South America. Hummus. Cats. Honesty boxes. Queues. Having to get the tube. Where is the universe? I mean like where is it dude? Homer Simpson. Other people's problems. Electricity (literally have no idea how that works). Fairytales. Sunsets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Very happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm colour blind and I like to paint things.

I'm not scared of failure I just hate its guts.

My finger nails grow at an alarming rate.

If my friends knew I was on here they would laugh at me. A lot.
You should message me if
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You have found anything between these lines that sounds interesting and would like me to know more about me.
If you are a genuine, nice person.
If you like reading and art.
If you like to rant about things.
If you have an imagination.
Or if you are just very bored.
Or very very pretty!