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pseudocean

25 M Kalispell, MT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
gentle enough to crush a butterfly.

the inside of my skull sounds like -
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rsgz8NpqHQ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to figure out which Care Bear I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
forgetting what I was going to do, not being offended, deleting things, beatboxing, being mildly interesting, trip sitting, not filling these things out well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the smouldering crater where my brain should be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Invitation to a Beheading, Crime and Punishment, Divine Comedy, House of Leaves, World War Z, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Pale Blue Dot, Peace Is Every Step, Slaughterhouse-Five, Deep Storm, American Holocaust, Das Kapital, PiHKAL: A Chemical Love Story

Session 9, TrollHunter, Donnie Darko, Take Shelter, The Descent, The Host (Goemul), Shiver, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Misfits, The Road, Idiocracy, The Sunset Limited, Young Frankenstein, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

The Mountain Goats, Paul Pena, Reggie Watts, UB40, Bukhchuluun, Charlyne Yi, Daniel Johnston, The Faint, Behind Enemy Lines, La Dispute
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I AM SO GLAD YOU CAN'T HEAR WHAT I'M THINKING.

can you?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
considering the logistics of living in space, not committing arson, reading, enjoying a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will rise up early and dress myself up nice
and I will leave the house and check the deadlock twice
and I will find a crowd and blend in for a minute
and I will try to find a little comfort in it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to hold hands and listen to the Mountain Goats with me. that sure would be fucking swell.