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25 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

No, but really, I'm not bad. Well, that bad. Define bad and I'll tell you if it's really me or just the drawing. If we "match"ed I highly encourage getting in touch. Apparently when it comes to online sating stuff I'm brave but I'm chicken-shit (name that tune!). I am much brave in person for some odd reason.

I always wanted to be an X-Man or a Tenenbaum. I'm a blended mix of dry wit, nerdiness, and big words. I drink off-brand Redbull during all-nighters. I constantly have way too much caffeine in my bloodstream and it makes me seem far more hyper than I am when I'm not stimulant-ed.

I'm a recent NYC transplant from Boston. Everyone in this city is so damn good looking, I feel like Kuato in Total Recall (the original).

In first meeting situations I can come off as over-talkative, but that is really a nervous habit more than a personality trait. Once I get comfortable I tend more towards silence with the occasional bon mot.

Damn, 1000 words is a lot. What else? I love tattoos and have 4 (though one is unfinished until I can finance the final touches). I like rock & roll/rockabilly/punk styles. Artists/musicians make me swoon. I sometimes accidentally put on a southern affect without thinking. I like to stand in the rain (without my wallet or phone in my pocket for safety) and just let myself get soaked through and through.

When I get an iced beverage from Starbucks and am wearing sunglass I like to pretend I'm a Mary Louise Parker/Nancy Botwin style drug dealer/suburbanite. Given my propensity towards iced mochas in the summertime, this daydream tends to pop up a lot.

I want a guy who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost . And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty out the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed… like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly becoming Courtney Cox in Cougartown. Putting on the facade of normalcy.
I’m really good at
Reading, writing, coming up with droll remarks and inappropriate jokes. Pretending to know what I am talking about for a variety of things. Quoting Shakespeare, TV shows, movies. Knowing useless trivia about pop culture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Stranger, The Plague, Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, American Gods, Fight Club, A Game of Thrones, Bossypants, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim, Ulysses, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, On The Road, No One Belongs Here More Than You, Gone Girl, The Marriage Plot

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, Casablanca, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Reality Bites, Nowhere, Black Swan, Weekend, Igby Goes Down, Cabin in the Woods, Akira, Band of Outsiders, Amelie, Scream 1-4

Shows: 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Community, Veronica Mars, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, Clone High, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Weeds, Louie, Archer, Firefly, Party Down, Happy Endings, Doctor Who

Music: Regina Spektor, Cat Power, Bob Dylan, Andrew Bird, Iron & Wine, Elliott Smith, The Dead Weather, Bright Eyes, Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Girl Talk, Gotan Project, The Antlers, Bon Iver, Robyn, Radiohead, Miranda Lambert, Jens Lekman, Owen, Nina Simone, Rilo Kiley, Major Lazer, Girls Aloud, Gin Wigmore

Food: Pretty much everything.
The six things I could never do without
1. iPod
2. Laptop
3. Opus, my dog
4. A book
5. My watch
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sophie's choice. What my X-Man superpower/codename would be. What objects in my house I would use to hit a horror movie style serial killer if one came after me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing up on table tops, taking too many shots, kissing people and then forgetting, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If the clip of the last scene of Six Feet Under with Sia's "Breathe Me" comes on anywhere near me I will start ugly-crying.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like anything I've said in this little description of myself. You like coffee/movies/theatre/dinner.

You should most definitely message me if you agree that even with the crazy retcons, Marvel's universe makes way more sense than DC's. Also message me if that general statement made sense to you.

Also, if you have HBO/HBOGO you should 100% message me.