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32 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Let's see, it's hard to describe myself because no matter what I say I feel like there are situations where I'll be the exact opposite. That being said, I'm funny, intelligent, self-confident, and everybody always tells me that I'm loud. I love sports, especially the Yankees, Giants, and obviously Penn State. I'm also a really good cook, I like to think, and I love trying new foods and will absolutely try anything. I'm really sarcastic and my friends and I are constantly ripping on each other, when I was in the south people actually asked if we actually liked each other haha, but it's great though because we can say anything and nobody ever gets pissed. I'd like a girl that would be able to participate in that. I've decided that if you don't get my sense of humor then that's really your problem and it wouldn't work out anyway. I like to work out and stay in shape and would really like to find a girl that's the same way, few things are sexier than a girl working out and taking care of herself (20 extra points if you go to Crossfit). Lastly, I love going out, happy hour is really the best part of the week. Whether it's a bar, someone's apt, or even a club on rare occasions, I like girls that want to go out and have fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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GTL baby - except for the tanning, however I did used to go tanning in Florida during law school so that when I came back home it looked like I actually lived in Florida. (I feel like this should be in the most private thing section.) Surprisingly, I definitely saw more tanning salons in Florida than I've ever seen in Jersey.

I just spent most of the summer in London and then Macau, China for work, but it was pretty awesome to get the opportunity to go to two really cool places and get paid for it! I'm happy to be back though, nothing compares to the City.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sports, cooking (I love cooking and food in general, I'll always try the oddest thing on the menu, and if I hadn't passed the bar I probably would have opened a restaurant), being the first one off the line at an intersection, and really liking a song and having no clue who sings it - thank god for Sound Hound
The first things people usually notice about me
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my award winning eyes (6th grade superlatives, whatever I'm still counting it) and probably being the loudest one at the table cracking jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Chuck Klosterman, I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell, 1776, The GM, Money Ball, The Blind Side, Blink, The Dirt, Bonfire of the Vanities, Here, There, and Everywhere (the first of quite a few Beatles biographies that I intend to read), The Girl Who Played With Fire and really that whole series

Movies - American Psycho, Goodfellas, Casino, the Hangover, 40 Year Old Virgin, V for Vendetta, Three Kings, Ghostbusters, Reservoir Dogs, Big Lebowski, Grindhouse, My Cousin Vinny, Shawshank, I'd like to say Inglourious Basterds but half of it was in German which meant that I actually had to watch the screen the whole time and couldn't just passively pay attention, Mr and Mrs Smith - I pretty much envision my ideal relationship to be like that, not so much the trying to kill each other at the beginning, but just crazy and fun

Music - pretty much everything but country (I lived in the south for 3.5 years, heard waaayyy too much) but more specifically - Jay-Z, the Beatles, AC/DC, DMB, GnR, Velvet Revolver, Eminem,

TV - (I know it's not a category, but whatever, it's my profile) Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Rescue Me, Jersey Shore is perhaps the greatest show in the history of the universe, Sopranos, CSI, Law&Order, Criminal Minds, House, Always Sunny, Good Eats, South Park, Family Guy, Daily Show, and Colbert Report, and if it's baseball season all those shows are trumped by the Yankees

Food - sushi, Indian, anything that I haven't had before, almost anything I make, when I order I always try to order the strangest thing on the menu or whatever the chef's favorite is, and if I could eat Shake Shack everyday, without gaining 100lbs or, you know, having a massive heart attack, I would
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- NYC - I tried being without it for 3 years during my aforementioned Florida escapade and it was horrible, my first year I started watching Sex and the City because I missed the City so much (another thing that could be in the private thing section)
- Cell phone
- my friends
- Yankees and Penn State
- Gin, scotch, cold Miller Lite on a hot day
- Crossfit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Got the new job so now I think about what it was like when I didn't have a Blackberry that goes off every 2.2 seconds, meeting somebody awesome, and why Lady Gaga songs get stuck in my head like a disease
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out in Hoboken or the City with my friends eating and/or drinking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when I run I have secret races with the other people and always win, I pretend that they know this and recognize my superiority
You should message me if
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You're funny, confident, and smart. Those are really the three most important things for me. Well, that, and don't be a psycho. I know that there are crazy dudes on here, but I'm convinced that some of the girls can be just as insane. If you can match my sarcastic sense of humor and can hang with me in any situation. If you want to become that boring couple that designates Friday night as movie night, then I'm not for you, I need a partner in crime.

Also, because after a few not so great dates, I determined that it would really be helpful if I went out with a girl who has a type A personality, enjoys a good drink, and is not a vegetarian (yeah I get it, animals are cute and cuddly - they're also delicious).

So just to sum all this up, I'm funny, smart, and pretty attractive, I like to think haha, and ostensibly since you're on a dating site that's hopefully what you're looking for