I just moved back to Kansas City and am getting pretty lonely. I am looking for new awesome friends of any gender, race, or sexual orientation. Im an equal oppourtunity friend. I have a boyfriend. I love him. We're happy. If you want to fuck me please move along. Just throwing that out there. Please don't wink at me. Its so impersonal. That being said I like to go on adventures. I'm very silly. I love animals. I like art but not in a pretentious, annoying way. I dont like being asked why I like a particular piece of art because its usually something that I cant put into words. Its the same reason I cant explain why I love tea. I love coffee and could probably talk about it til your ears fall off. My friends have told me that I'm more than slightly neurotic being that Neurosis is defined as: a class of functional mental disorders involving distress but neither delusions nor hallucinations, whereby behavior is not outside socially acceptable norms. You've been warned. I get bored with

I just got my degree in tech theater from the University of Central Missouri. I'm into Costume and Make-Up Design. I like sound mixing too. I moved up here to work at Dorney Park as the wardrobe supervisor. Ive been working in theme park Live Entertainment for the past 7 years. Its going to be the subject of my memoirs when I write them. A note on what youre doing with your life: I've come to the conclusion "Living it" is a euphemism for "I'm not really doing anything worth mentioning with my life" because EVERYONE is living their lives...or they'd be dead.

Sewing, talking, make-up, getting people to buy me dinner, making people laugh, offending people on accident, being intimidating without meaning to, starting fires, being honest (dont ask for my opinion if you dont want it!), not sugar coating things, understanding peoples motives, being sick, collecting funny quotes directly from my life.

That I'm short probably. I'm 4'11". My absolute favorite is when people I'm meeting tell me I'm short like they suspect this is new information to me. The convo usually goes "You're short" "You're observant!" I dont make good first impressions. People usually find me abrasive and/or scary til I warm up to them. Which is just because new people scare me.

Books: Catch-22, As I Lay Dying, Hard Love, Fried Green Tomatoes
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rules of Attraction, Moulin Rouge, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Waking Life
Music: Placebo, Bright Eyes, Ben Folds, Dresden Dolls, Tegan and Sara, and the Format. I've been accused of being into alternative folk rock but I dont really know what that means so I shant commit to it.
TV: I spend WAY too much time watching Law and Order SVU, Futurama ( = <3), Family Guy, South Park, Scrubs
Food: Seafood but not fish...unless its tuna...or in 'stick' form. Lasagna. Spaghetti.

I believe there is nothing you can't do without. Every time I've thought differently I've been proven wrong. I believe that putting things on here that I'd rather not live without would jinx me. Also 6 is an awkward number.

Also I go through lots of phases and have very few constants.

Today I would prefer not to live with out:
1) My dog
2) My boyfriend
3) Basic Cable
4) My phone
5) My car (even though I hate driving)
6) NAPS!!!

Heavy stuff: The purpose of life. Religion. Metaphysics. Death (not in a morbid emo kid way). The butterfly effect as it pertains to my life. How vast the universe is.

Bizarre Stuff: what was the original purpose of Vaseline and what would happen if a snake tried to eat itself.

Probably at home.

I'm kind of an open book. Lets go with: masturbation is healthy and normal and I feel someone should tell children that.

Ok, fine, you want something real?

Ive gotten almost everywhere Ive gone in life by attempting things for which I am in no way qualified. It usually ends well. So I'm either a quick learner or one lucky bitch.

If you think you think we could in some way improve each others quality of life