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psychitsemily

22 / F / Straight / Single

Davis, California

Her Details

Last Online
May 10
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a recent graduate from UC Davis who is doing what many college grads these days are doing-wandering around trying to figure out where to go next. For now, I'm managing a research lab on campus, most of which involves wrangling a gaggle of undergraduate RAs and trying to prevent the lab director from having a meltdown. Someday soon I'll start studying for the GREs, which will hopefully lead to my getting into graduate school-that way, I can get a few more years of school in before I have to actually be a grown up.

I enjoy political incorrectness, science, and family game nights. I have quite a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and I really really want to go on a cruise to Alaska someday. For now, though, I'll just be hanging out with my dog and all my other recent grad friends who lack direction.
What I’m doing with my life
Managing a neuroscience/psychophysiology lab at UC Davis, cuddling up with my awesome old dog, constantly changing my mind about what kind of graduate program I want to go to, and avoiding commitment to any long-term plans.
I’m really good at
Dumping ingredients into a Crock Pot, playing Apples to Apples, looking on the bright side of things, managing a research lab, making friends, standardized tests, picking the wrong lane in traffic, creating really awkward silences, and Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses? Smile? Those are what I get comments on the most, but who knows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Thank You for Smoking, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Horrible Bosses, Battle Royale, Religulous (or any documentary really), Kill Bill, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Best in Show, Up!, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, The Princess Bride, Seven, Zombieland, The Mask, Matchstick Men, The Cable Guy, Stranger Than Fiction, Stepbrothers, Anchorman, American History X

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Parks and Recreation, The Office (before Jim and Pam got married), Futurama, The Sopranos, Jeopardy, Kenny vs. Spenny, Da Ali G Show, Law and Order: SVU, South Park, Mr. Bean, and the occasional trashy daytime talk show
The six things I could never do without
1. My dog
2. GPS (I have the worst sense of direction of anyone I've ever met)
3. Pinterest
4. Text messaging
5. Netflix
6. My glasses..to be able to see it all
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a mask phobia...Halloween is a problem for me (not really that private, more like a random factoid)
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating