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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:15am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I range from incredibly sincere to overtly cheesy to strictly tongue in cheek
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it bounce on the top of some mountain and trying not to fall off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke, kinesthetic awareness, empathy, film analysis, irreverent humor, board games, following a recipe
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Vague ethnicity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Animal Farm, Narcissus and Goldmund, The Road, The Fall, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Sun Also Rises, Blackwater, Slaughterhouse 5, Cats Cradle, The Foundation Trilogy, Revolutionary Road, Bhagavad Gita, Into the Wild, Long Day's Journey Into Night, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Art of War, Books on Film Studies

The Conversation, The Master, Adaptation, Wet Hot American Summer, Children of Men, WALL-E, Raging Bull, Jackie Brown, The New World, Black Swan, Barton Fink, Big Lebowski, Unforgiven, L.A. Confidential, Rocky (all of them), Dr. Strangelove, The Shining, Sunset Boulevard, Synedoche New York, Black Dynamite, this could go on forever

Adventure Time, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Wire, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Moral Orel, Wonder Showzen, Breaking Bad, Big Brother, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Assy McGee, Deadwood, Girls

Animal Collective, Yeasayer, Binary Star, Crystal Castles, MF Doom, Dan the Automator, Fuck Buttons, Ariel Pink, Danny Brown, Wu-Tang, Madlib, RJD2, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Elzhi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco, Fugees, Das Racist, The Cool Kids, Quantic, Cults, Beach House, Major Lazer, Boys Noize, Lonely Island, J Dilla, Bloody Beetroots, Jon Hopkins, The D.O.C., Dan Deacon, Del the Funky Homosapien, M.I.A., Outkast, Die Antwoord, Washed Out, Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire, DJ Jimi, Pete Rock, Marnie Stern, Death Grips, Brand Nubian, Skipless, A Tribe Called Quest, Digable Planets, Vivian Girls, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Shaky Graves, The xx, Flying Lotus, David Axelrod, King Crimson, this could go on for quite some time

Almost anything and practically everything. You name it and I will eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movie Theaters and Music Venues
Toothbrush (preferably electric)
Some sort of competitive outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eternal recurrence.

Dirty rap lyrics.


Other peoples tattoos.


Babes with tattoos.

Does anybody use OK Cupid?

How hungry I am.

Eternal recurrence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching music videos about Friday nights while eating at Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I dance I look like the lovechild of a fish out of water and a chicken sans head. I dance often.

Sometimes, long hair do care.