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27 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I range from incredibly sincere to overtly cheesy to strictly tongue in cheek
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it, trying to figure it out, looking for new experiences, repeating the ones I like, sometimes the ones I didn't, learning about myself, learning about you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kinesthetic awareness, empathy, film analysis, irreverent humor, board games, trying to cook, karaoke
The first things people usually notice about me
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Vague ethnicity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Animal Farm, Narcissus and Goldmund, The Road, The Fall, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Sun Also Rises, Blackwater, Slaughterhouse 5, Cats Cradle, The Foundation Trilogy, Revolutionary Road, Bhagavad Gita, Into the Wild, On the Road, Long Day's Journey Into Night, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Art of War, Books on Film Studies

The Conversation, There Will Be Blood, The Master, Adaptation, Wet Hot American Summer, Chinatown, Children of Men, WALL-E, Raging Bull, Jackie Brown, The New World, Black Swan, Barton Fink, Big Lebowski, Inside Llewyn Davis, Man With No Name Trilogy, Unforgiven, L.A. Confidential, Fargo, The Godfather 1&2, Star Wars, Rocky (all of them), Dr. Strangelove, The Shining, Sunset Boulevard, Synedoche New York, Black Dynamite, this could go on forever

Adventure Time, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Wire, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Moral Orel, Wonder Showzen, Breaking Bad, Big Brother, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Assy McGee, Deadwood, Top of the Lake, Lost, Girls

Animal Collective, Yeasayer, Binary Star, Crystal Castles, MF Doom, Dan the Automator, Gorillaz, Fuck Buttons, Ariel Pink, Danny Brown, Wu-Tang, Madlib, RJD2, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Elzhi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco, Fugees, Das Racist, The Cool Kids, Quantic, Cults, Amy Winehouse, Beach House, Major Lazer, Boys Noize, Lonely Island, J Dilla, Bloody Beetroots, Jon Hopkins, The D.O.C., Arcade Fire, Dan Deacon, Del the Funky Homosapien, M.I.A., Outkast, Die Antwoord, Washed Out, Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire, DJ Jimi, Pete Rock, DJ Premier, Marnie Stern, Death Grips, Brand Nubian, Skipless, A Tribe Called Quest, Shabazz Palaces, Digable Planets, White Stripes, Vivian Girls, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Shaky Graves, The xx, Flying Lotus, David Axelrod, King Crimson, this could go on for quite some time

Almost anything and practically everything. Italian, Indian, Thai, Mexican, Korean, American, French, Mediterranean, Mid-Eastern, Japanese, Brazilian, Chinese, Sweets, you name it and I will eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movie theaters
Toothbrush (preferably electric)
Live entertainment
Some sort of competitive outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eternal recurrence and how I'm going to make my life in Portland.

Other peoples tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who the hell knows
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I dance I look like the lovechild of a fish out of water and a chicken sans head. I dance frequently.

I'm probably awkwardly staring at your tattoos right now.

In all likelihood my resting bitch face puts yours to shame.
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You want to/You want me to.