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  • Ages 24-29
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My self-summary
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I've had some great adventures in the last couple of years (building a home for a homeless family, winning an oreo-stacking contest, escaping a charging elephant, building a viking ship), but there's still a lot left on my bucket list. I want to start my own business. I want to be a mentor. I want to learn to enjoy theater and fine art. I want to buy a Land Rover in Cairo and drive to Cape Town. So much to do, so little time!

I also make things in the kitchen, and my mother says I need a dainty young lady to cook for.
What I’m doing with my life
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Management advisor for the government.
I’m really good at
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Smuggling mini vodka bottles on airplanes. And I've never lost a game of monopoly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I sound like Barry White.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Zero to One, Liar's Poker, Forbidden Grounds, A Fine Balance, A Bright Shining Lie, The Big Short, and I Am a Pole - and So Can You! (by Stephen Colbert).

Anything that makes me move or puts me to sleep. Everything in between is just noise. I'm also big on podcasts, especially This American Life and Planet Money.

I like cerebral movies that leave me thinking. Doubt, The Killing Fields, Dear Zachary, Jackass, Bruno and Borat would fall into that category for very different reasons. I like a lot of documentaries.

TV Shows
I'm a big fan of the Office. Sometimes I listen to just the audio to put me to sleep. That way, when I wake up, I have a lot of great jokes to tell that I've learned while I'm sleeping. Since the Office ended, I've become a big fan of the Walking Dead, Narcos, and Bloodline. Lost is one of my favorite shows of all time.

Anything I make for myself is delicious. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I actually started taking cooking classes recently to up my game, but I live alone, so I'm always looking for guinea pigs to try my latest creations.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company and good food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to surprise people. One of the highlights of my career was scaring the shit out of my boss by getting into work early on halloween, hiding under his desk, and jumping at him in a wolf costume when he sat down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I always try to accomplish something before the microwave hits 0.
You should message me if
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You're a glass half full kind of gal. I have a very positive outlook on life and love spending time with other people who I can share my good vibes with.