I'm looking for a nice, honest, funny, awesome, sweet, quirky girl that's not so super serious about every aspect in life. It comes off as intimidating and pretentious. Sounds simple enough, right? In theory. Life though, right?

I can be quite shy at first, but then a somewhat loud, goofy weirdo that still knows when to be serious. At least around friends. I'm more quiet and laid back around family.

I'd say I'm half nerd and half artist. I'd love to find someone that would describe themselves as the same. And I guess I'd fit a straightedge lifestyle, though I don't think of myself as being that bad ass. I'd like to find the same too, or at least a non smoker, non addict, has a few drinks but doesn't feel the need to get drunk.

And I may or may not be a superhero.

Well, I work at a metal parts factory. I really like the people there. The work is straight forward and there's no super stressful customers to work around. It's quite alright for me actually for the moment. Besides the boringness of it all. I know that's not a real word. Shut up.

I have a certificate in welding, but honestly my hand is rather shaky and I realized through my teacher that it's really unlikely for me to keep a professional job in welding due to my basically inability to perform at a professional standard. I'm taking a really long break from college. I've tried 4 majors and credit transferring and nothing's worked out for me. I don't think I'll ever go back to college to be honest. It's not for me, I spent years and thousands just to be unhappy and get nothing in return. I know it seems like everyone's going to college on this site but I need someone that's okay with that I'm not.

Trying to get a band going again. Got a couple man dates for potential band mates coming up. Wish me luck ladies!

And I may or may not save the world during my free time.

I'm really into music and writing. Too into it for my own good. I play drums and write lyrics, along with prose on occasion. I wrote a novel that's currently on sale at Lulu.com and have a second one in the works. If I have crush on you you may earn 25% off your purchase of it. Hey, I'm not a whore that just gives it away for free. I have standards damn you!

I have a really good sense of humor. Childish, dry, dark, innuendoed 2 da max, major swear-age, punny, non sequitur, an awesomely annoying amount of awkwardly used alliteration and rhymes all the time, sex humor, etc.

Oh yeah, I also make cereal well. Really well. Like Gordon Ramsey well. So as you can tell I'm also good at sarcastic and rude humor, unlike you.........dumb ass.

I'm super good at being awesome. Obvious, right?

I'm also really good at being really bad at advanced math. I'd totally want to be an engineer if my natural math skills weren't lower and slower than those of a turtle.

And finally, I'm super good and cuddling and listening. Cuddling is the shit. I could cuddle my life away if it were up to me. Please help me on this and you'll earn an ice cream sandwich with two chocolate chip cookies as the ''bread''.

I may or may not be good at fighting evil doers.

When people to see me they usually notice I'm a human being. On a serious note, beyond how I look physically, they'll probably notice how quiet and shy I am. That's just the way I am at first. But once they get to know me they'll see how righteous I am.

Speaking of which, the total righteousness that oozes from my pores. I'll have that looked at when I get health insurance again. Hopefully sometime before I turn 40.

My jew fro thingie. I always notice my hair because it just won't stay neat. Pesky thing.

People may or may not notice that I may or may not be a super hero, depending on how well I play off my may or may not be secret identity.

Favorite books: Anything by Sherman Alexie, Franz Kafka, George Orwell, Christopher Moore or Charles Bukowski and the Star Wars Thrawn Trilogy. I also like the Luke/Mara side story in the Hand of Thrawn duology. The rest of those two books were just so sadly pointless. Ooooo, and the Hitchhiker's books.
And Ghost Rider comic books (favorite super hero), along with other graphic novels/comic book series that are reasonably priced that don't go too much into insane cross-over/backstory hoo-haw that end up making them unreadable and cliffhanger filled.

Favorite Movies: Back to the Future Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy (Temple of Doom is the weak one.), The Evil Deads, Rat Race, Joe Dirt, Mystery Team, 40 year Old Virgin, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Moulin Rouge, Spinal Tap. I find most epic trilogies, music based movies and comedies enjoyable. Also the better Pixar/Disney movies. You know which ones ;)

I may or may not be able to enjoy superhero movies since I can't help but to critique/compare their crime fighting styles to mine.

Favorite Shows: The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, American Dad, MythBusters, Home Movies, Futurama, Kitchen Nightmares, How I Met your Mother, The Venture Bros., The Office, Big Bang Theory, Arrested Development, Arrow, Star Treks, Dragon Ball Z/GT. Most things that are nerdy or funny I will probably enjoy.

Favorite Music: Dream Theater, Rush, Spock's Beard, Porcupine Tree, Avail, Kansas, Riverside, Tool and the good half of Queensryche's discography. It takes real talent to have songs that are half amazing and half total garbage. Like with Genesis.

Favorite Food: Fish, Spaghetti, Apples, Wheat Bread and Water (just like back in jail, P.S. I've never been in jail), Cooked Broccoli and Cheese. Also, Chinese, Mexican and Italian. Marina's buffet. Best restaurant in town. Period.

Food, Oxygen, Water, Shelter, Clothing and Body/Mind. But seriously, Life Enjoyment, Dream Theater, Computer, Friends/Family (which includes cats which I need to get another of sometime soon), Drum Set and..................DQ Ice Cream Cake? No, I'd rather have a Notebook/Pen/Microsoft Word, though Ice Cream Cake is the bomb.

And I may or may not be able to do without my superpowers, depending on if I have them or not.

Where I'm going in life. I'm rather lost career wise at the moment. And that's okay.

Death and why I/anyone else is here is up there on thoughts also. I need to start doing more things that'll make me truly happy in life instead of "could be better, could be worse".

I also think about if I will ever find someone that doesn't crap out after a month or two. Why else would I be here, lol? There are just so many blah people on this site. And if you visit my profile and don't respond I'll consider you sucky. If you don't want your good name tarnished....I'd come up with a neat question. JK.......but not really. JK for realz. Not everyone is a good fit.

I may or may not spend a lot of time thinking about what my arch nemesis is up to.

Trying to do something sweet, though usually not much. Hang out with family, friends, chilling, checking out some cool location, working, exercise, reading/TV, writing, board game meet up, concert. I don't know, I try to switch it up as best as I can.

I may or may not be patrolling the streets of where I live for crime lords, depending on if I have concert tickets or not.

I'm not really into sports. Maybe pro wrestling if done right (but it hasn't been done right since I was 12. I probably grew out of it at this point.) and robot fighting. And hockey at times.

I'm not the biggest fan of dogs with the exception of wolf dogs. And some smaller/non yipe-yipe-yipey dogs. They aren't loud, smelly, dumb, mean and destructive like other dogs. But I think my stepmom's dog has made it really hard for me to enjoy most dogs. It's just that bad of an animal. I could probably be talked into them if done right. Or have a cat involved. Especially if they were a mystery solving duo and the cat rides on top of the dog while they chase down culprits.

I got stood up on a date by a girl that uses a wheelchair.

I pretend to be stupid at times to be funny, but I don't think people catch on to that too often.

There's four. Now you message me four. It'd be super rude if you didn't.

I also admit I may or may not find that superhero joke to be old at this point in the profile.

You found a significant portion of my profile to be an interesting read, could see a possible match in me and/or you would like to know more about me or any similar interests we share. Hell, if you read the whole thing kudos to you. I must be awesome enough to talk to at that point.

Also, message if you're actually serious about dating/meeting up after a couple days/weeks or whatever, if we get along and it feels right of course. I'm sick of girls that talk for over a month and end up disappearing without any reason why or are just here to browse out of boredom with no real want. I'm here to look for possible relationships and putting in serious effort to find one, and I want the same from someone else. I'm not going to force it of course, what happens happens, but why are you wasting bandwidth and making the search lists needlessly longer if you're not here for that?

And of course if you end up liking my secret identity.