I'm a giant nerd who watches the Science channel for fun. I drink whiskey. I enjoy partaking otherwise. I fart, a lot. I can cook, love charcoal bbq, and even make vegetables for myself. I'm not an idiot but I make myself laugh when I get people to think I am one. I "play" curling and golf. I want to ride bikes and rollerblade/play street hockey more. I enjoy 10 hour drives and camp a lot. I really only want to talk about Computers, Science, History, or Sports. I cheer for the Twins, Steelers, Wild, Penguins, hate basketball with passion, and played Rugby, Hockey, Baseball in high school when I lived in Europe (Brussels) during my formative years. Most will call me lazy only because they aren't enjoying doing nothing as much as me. I work hard, I play hard.

I work to earn money so I can buy things. It would be great if I didn't have to work other than provide for myself, but the internet requires certain things I can't do by myself.

the things I like.

A) that I'm an asshole because I took you out of your confort zone
B) I'm too quiet because I don't care to talk to you.
C) I don't know, ask them.

I don't read anything other than Popular Mechanics magazine and internet news/articles/etc. I watch movies about things that are real or are trying to be real. real as in possibility for human kind.
I listen to Alternative music by choice. I subscribe to XM solely for Alt Nation and Sports channels. TV shows: Arrested Development, Big Bang Theory, Bored To Death, Bill Maher, anything on History or Science channels, baseball or hockey, futurama.

drinkable alcohol, my pillow, someone to annoy, fingernail clippers, oh and um yeah I guess food water shelter bob loblaw.

everything that people don't normally think about.

Enjoying my weekend usually with a whiskey, sweatpants, and Bill Maher. If I can stay awake, which is possible.

I'm posting on an internet dating site.

you want to.