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puck916

25 / M / straight / Single

Hoboken, New Jersey

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Poorly)

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I am cocky, funny, and lame.

My Self-Summary

An attention deficit (self diagnosed) human being always looking for the next big thing. On this adventure, I can't guarantee success only that the ride will be fun, and unforgettable. I'm quick to change my mind, and I dedicated myself 100%, I reach for the unattainable, and when I fall short I still let myself be happy. I have no patience for games, it's not that I don't like them - its simply I don't have time.

I started a company when I was 14 - I sold it successfully at the age of 19. I moved out of my house from my family and moved across the country at the age of 15 to pursue a different dream - hockey. The travel was long - the friends were plentiful - the stories are legendary. I've been to something like 41 states, and six provinces, Acupolco and Cancun but never been overseas. I've lived in three states for longer than 2 years. I call home "home" even though I haven't lived there in 10 years. I've been backstage for concerts more than once (even with groups I didn't know who they were - I went for the drinks). I've been rock climbing, sailed the Florida keys with friends, gambled everything and lost, gambled everything and won. I've broken ribs more than once. I've broke 3 fingers, dislodged a disc in my back and couldn't walk for 3 weeks, tore my MCL, sliced the corneas of both of my eyes and had to have a friend walk me to every party. I live life for the stories I could tell. I've shook hands with someone and told them they are the biggest jackass I have ever met. I've loved, been loved, broken a heart, had mine broken.

I've been on a flight that crash landed in Mexico. I've fallen off a cliff only to be grabbed and pulled up last second. I've had 2 blackout concussions in my life...one requiring extension plastic surgery. The other one I snapped out of it and finished playing the game - we won.

What I’m doing with my life

Entrepreneur. Owning your own business during the greatest recession since the great depression is fun! I also Coach D1 College Hockey. On my free time I hang out with a select few of buddies. We're very similar yet we're completely different. If you saw us you'd ask "how the hell do you all know each other?" And we simply wouldn't tell you. I'm serious. Each story of how we met is as intriguing and mysterious as the culmination of the group standing in front of you.

I’m really good at

Cagefighting, Elephant Training, Monkey Feces Removal, and Recycling....you'll just have to find out the rest for yourself.

The first things people usually notice about me

I wear a ring with Elephants. I've been told I have a nice smile.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The Game, Rock Music, Hip Hop, Rap, and Reggaeton. That's right - this white boy from Jersey likes reggaeton. Lady Gagga, Gwen Stefani, Crazy Town, Atreyu, Coheed, Linkin Park, 50 Cent, Jayz, Eminem, Fall Out Boy, The Used. Books...ehm four hour work week, tucker max, how starbucks changed my life, and then a whole bunch no one else would have ever heard of.

The six things I could never do without

Internet, Food, Music, a Friend, Romance, and Sex

I spend a lot of time thinking about

World Domination. No not really, I don't wanna dominate the world - far from it. I want to be the quiet guy whose in charge of a small piece that no one knows about or bothers with except those few.

On a typical Friday night I am

Having a dirty martini, traveling somewhere in the northeast, working, going to private events, crashing parties, remembering names and numbers, or just sitting in watching DVR or a movie because I treated too many weekdays as if they were Friday.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I sleepwalk naked.

You should message me if

Your smart, successful, witty, or can take a joke. Oh - but you must be over 25.