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puddle_kid

29 Melbourne, Australia Non-binary, Man

Non-binary, Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Queer, Pansexual, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi how's going? Great, good to hear. Welcome to my profile.

*Disclaimer*: I am in a polyamorous relationship! You must be comfortable with this for us to hang out.

Im pretty weird, pretty chill, have been told Im "hella funny" on multiple occasions. I've also been called a "Rat Bag" more than a few times since I've moved to Australia. Pretty into intersectional politics/social justice, spend alot of time thinking about race/class/gender/America-the never satiated beast of exploitation aka home sweet home.

I guess im looking for any and all types of relationships, from super cool friends to hook ups to longer term partners. It all depends on how much you like cuddling.

Im really into music, Super into all kinds of audio, I used to dj a show on a pirate radio station. Look at me, Im soooooooo edgy haha.

Im currently part of a zine group made for and by People of Color, and thats pretty cool, its nice to start putting out some empowering and challenging literature!

Like to go on long, talk radical politics, eat chicken, beat box. I really like cities, I feel uncomfortable when im not in one haha

Despite seeming confident on the internet, Ive dealt with depression and anxiety most of my life-it occasionally overwhelms and crushes me. But besides that life is cool?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About two years ago I moved from the San Francisco Bay Area to Melbourne to escape from the living hell that is amerikkka and to be with my partner...and its sorta better here woo

Hmm well... Im working at hippy Coop right now, which is kinda stressful but really cool! Its really great to be part of a workers cooperative.

*Shameless plug*
You can check out my tumblr, it has all my pirate radio shows and photography:

http://felonyfrequencies.tumblr.com/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...Getting hella high and watching Adventure Time

...Dancing like the illest in the room.

...Im also really good at creating strong, supportive, honest, communicative and loving relationships with all the people in my life. D&Ms forevs

...Cooking! Im a super great cook you just try me.

...cuddling! cuddling is for reals my favorite sport. Im hella soft and furry yall, better jump on this offer!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My neon blue or purple hair gets me tons of compliments...

and that Im a Chican@ b-boy punk raver
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
music on my rotation at the moment:
MF DOOM, Parliament/Funkadelic, Z-Man, E-40, Prince, Evol Intent, El-p, Burial, Devin the Dude, Al Green, Led Zepplin, Madlib, Quasimoto, Chingo Bling....

and in general hip hop, drum n bass, industrial , trance, oldies and soul music, and of course i was raised on .....The Funk.

books:
uh i read alot of history and non fiction shit actually, been getting into doing rune stones so been reading on that alot! and other chaos magik shit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my hella good friends, ganja, Drum and Bass, photography, Public Parks, Sunshine, and kinky sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
oh you know the state of the world, music, politics, intersectional race/gender/class theory stuff, clothing and style, everything, graffiti, why im sad like all the fuckin time-woooo mental health is fun
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since im at the ripe old age of 29, now i party like one weekend a month, and spend the rest of my free time getting really stoned and going on long walks...or just cuddling up with a good zine in my freezing apartment. Please come keep me warm for god sake, all this chest hair doesnt keep me as warm as most people think it does.

Or some Friday nights im pretending like Im in Berlin:
http://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im into bdsm and alot of kink...lets add each other on fetlife! haha

https://fetlife.com/users/905387
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...You think im freaky and you like me alot...and your a bottom looking for a top

...Your not only hedonistic, but also into trying to communicate openly and are a nice person!

...You want to hang out without a whole lot of expectations and see where that takes things..

...Your down to hang out/make out/cuddle out! Bonus points if your also a person of color who is into alot of tongue kissing.

...Or you just wana hang as friends! That can be cool too, im looking to meet new radical people of color friends as I just moved to Oz.

*Disclaimer*: If you are wearing a bindi in your pics (and its not part of your culture) that is a big no-no gross! racism is a huge turn off, blegh, click on another boring looking white guy who things cultural appropriation is "quirky", not me.

dont be intimidated! you know you want to message me. the world is your oyster, just do it!