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puddle_kid

28 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay)

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My self-summary
im really into labels! hella chicano anarcho queer street urchin

Hi how's going? Great, good to hear. Welcome to my profile.

Im pretty wierd and wild, and spend my time wilin out in various facets of
life- I organize radical ass social movement stuff (though have been on a haitus for about a year to focus on trying to get a fucking job), have danced so hard that I recently needed back surgery, and my clean kanteen is usually filled with ancient age.

I strive to build really open and honest relationships with
everyone in my life, and am lucky enough to have supportive friends and family who have taught me how to be a supportive friend and partner in return. cuz thats what life's about, ya know?

im a street art enthusiast, love to go on long long walks in
urban areas, talk radical politics, beat box, and put up stickers. Im also into making my own clothes! i got some cool stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now im kinda whiskyed lying on the floor of a brown shag carpet in Fremont listening to Gogol Bordello, feeling this tomato sandwich. digest. i also kinda hafta pee.

Im really into photography! I put my photos up at local coffee shops and mini-gallerys and stuff like that. Aw shiiiit you can check out my website, it has all my stuff on there.  Also links to the pirate radio show I used to have, some activist stuff I've done, and other cool bullshit.  CHECK IT OUT!!!!!:

www.vernonphotography.me

Right now Im a waiter at a Chilean restauarant, trying to find other work preferably radicalizing high school students, but realisticly settling for another waitering job haha. I kinda feel like chilling and doing something easy for a bit- I worked at an intense youth center for a year, and feel like I need a break.

I like cuddling, cuddle puddles in general, kissing
in the rain (awww), Native American land occupations, and strive to
bridge that ever present sense of alienation with other beings,
nature and objects that stems from capitalist exploitation. Usually
by running around getting wasted with those other beings.

Just finished moving back home to Oakland/East Bay from Santa Cruz where I went to UCSC (Community Studies and Social Anthropology double major wut!), I had my own pirate radio show and lived in a hippie mansion overlooking the city for free. before that i lived in giant grimy folk punk collective Victorian houses by the beach. I wanna get a pirate radio show out here!

Im going to go to Australia soon, to live/work....so I'm trying to have some fun out here before I leave!
I’m really good at
I am Hella superb at exploratating and adventuring. And hand in hand with that, I am good at evading capture by the the Killer Whales.

Im also really good at creating strong, supportive, honest, communicative and loving relationships with all the people in my life.

back massages! and foot massages. And turf dancing to dubstep. annnnnnnnnnnnnnd cooking.

Of course, Im also good at s&m sex. If your curious about kink, or are already deep down that rabbit hole, hit me up! I am looking for someone who has a little experience- I've been with alot of people who are a lil kinky and Id love to meet someone who can surprise me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Uh that Im dressed like a Mayan b-boy raver and that im fucking crazy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
On the Road, Tortilla Flat, Tao Te Ching
The six things I could never do without
my hella good friends, Dubstep, Drum and Bass, photography, Public Parks, Sunshine, and s&m.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a non-hierarchichcihchcihcihcal bay area revolution, how all these white "radicals" i know are knowingly gentrifying the bay area and delusional about it, rough sex, all out dubstep, how to finger tut while paying my bus fare, how horrible america is with its grinding poverty and oppression, how to fight back against that without selling out to lame non-profits, how to enjoy the most out of the present moment, hypnotizing myself that im the most badass entity thats ever coalesced on this (and other) material planes of existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either inciting rebellions like this:
http://youtu.be/dEv8S-2v7EQ

Or pretending like Im in Berlin:
http://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be a bit shy at very first, but open up real dam quick. That said, Not only do I have an okcupid account, but I have a fetlife account..... https://fetlife.com/users/905387

hey, you gota know what your getting your self into.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-you want to discuss how your probably complicit in gentrifying West Oakland!

-you wana run around getting shitfaced, being stupid and adventuring!

-dance till we hurt to dubstep and drum and bass!

-cuddle and whisper sweetness into each others ears after ridiculously intense fucking!

As far as relationship wise, Id like a sustained playmate that could turn into something more serious/committed, whatever that means at the time! poly amorous as default.

disclaimer: Im in a committed open relationship, but my partner lives in Australia....Im still down to build really good relationships with people, but do know that I will be leaving to Australia in a few months!

oh come on you know you want to message me. Just do it. It'l be fun, promise!