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puffinventured

31 Oxford, UK Man

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  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 4:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quiet, introverted. Perfectly normal human worm-baby. The sort of person who you will always find in the kitchen at parties, usually doing the washing up. My social cues have been largely modelled on the behaviour of the hedgehog, and I will often eschew busy crowds in favour of rootling through leafmould in search of delicious slugs, curling up into a prickly ball if threatened.

This site makes me exceedingly uncomfortable and as a result I hardly ever instigate conversations.

Online Community-based personality tests rate me as a solid 'Abed' and I'm okay with that.

I have strong (albeit somewhat arbitrary) opinions on bad sci-fi films, but I'm less sure about everything else.

Where did the "things people first notice about me" and "the most private thing I'm willing to admit" sections go? I liked those. I feel somewhat ripped off. In lieu here's a list of fictional women I've at one point had a crush on. Please message me if you identify with some, many or all thereof.

Kaylee :3
Ashley Williams (Mass Effect 1)
Jade (Between Good & Evil)
Tank Girl
Liz Lemon
April Ludgate
Willow
Lilo's sister (don't look at me like that)
Marceline the Vampire Queen
Mortica Addams
Pepper Potts
Judge Anderson
Lee Holloway
Amelie
Enid (Ghost World)
Carrie Brownstein
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Computer wrangler for the University. When I tell computers to jump, they reply with "syntax error" because computers can't do that, they don't have legs. Most of my time is spent worrying about the blinkyness of certain tiny lights. With some of them, it's really bad if they stop blinking. With others it's really bad if they start. Knowing the difference between the two is what makes me an expert in the field.

Coping with it as best I know how. It's complicated. Everyone is fighting a hard battle.

I would like to climb a mountain but am afraid of what I would find along the way. I would like to write a novel but have similar concerns.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
35mm film projection. For the better part of five years I lived in the projection booth of a small cinema. That these skills have now been rendered entirely obsolete by the advent of digital cinema is an irony not lost on me.

Reading my kindle while walking to work and not falling in the river.

Seeing more sides to an argument than actually exist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Life on the Mississippi, The Road, Log from the Sea of Cortez, The Wind in the Willows, Heart of Darkness, Treasure Island, The Periodic Table.

Movies (films): The Blues Brothers, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Bladerunner, Pitch Black, The Emperor's New Groove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Secretary, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Shows: Adventure Time (c'mon grab your friends), Archer, The Mighty Boosh, Rick & Morty, Invader Zim, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Boston Legal, Community, Due South (but only the first two seasons), Babylon 5, Blake's 7, The Twilight Zone.

Music: Okay so I don't know a lot about music, but I loved The Adam & Joe Show and like most everything that Lauren Laverne plays on her show.

Food: Okay so I know even less about food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What, never?

Six things I would rather not do without if it's all the same to you:

* Lime juice cordial
* My books (or Kindle, whatever, it's not as if I'm embarrassed by it)
* The river, or the sea, or possibly a reasonable size lake
* Interesting and variable weather (I'm only happy when it rains)
* Garden birds (sing, sing, sing you blackbird)
* Shady trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
commas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Napoleon.
You should message me if
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you hated 'Mad Max: Fury Road' and want to talk to the only other person in the world who agrees with you.