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30 Oxford, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 2
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Quiet, introverted. The sort of person who you will always find in the kitchen at parties, usually doing the washing up. My social cues have been largely modelled on the behaviour of the hedgehog, and I will often eschew busy crowds in favour of rootling through leafmould in search of delicious slugs, curling up into a prickly ball if threatened.

Online Community-based personality tests rate me as a solid 'Abed' and I'm okay with that.

I have strong (albeit somewhat arbitrary) opinions on bad sci-fi films, but I'm less sure about everything else.
What I’m doing with my life
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Computer wrangler for the University. When I tell computers to jump, they reply with "syntax error" because computers can't do that, they don't have legs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
35mm film projection. For the better part of five years I lived in the projection booth of a small cinema.

That these skills have now been rendered entirely obsolete by the advent of digital cinema is an irony not lost on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Life on the Mississippi, The Road, Log from the Sea of Cortez, The Wind in the Willows.

Movies (films): The Blues Brothers, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Bladerunner, Pitch Black, The Emperor's New Groove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Secretary, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Shows: Adventure Time (c'mon grab your friends), Archer, The Mighty Boosh, Rick & Morty, Invader Zim, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Boston Legal, Community

Music: Okay so I don't know a lot about music, but I loved The Adam & Joe Show and like most everything that Lauren Laverne plays on her show.

Food: Okay so I know even less about food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What, never?

Six things I would rather not do without if it's all the same to you:

* Lime juice cordial
* My books (or Kindle, whatever, it's not as if I'm embarrassed by it)
* The river
* Interesting and variable weather
* Garden birds
* Shady trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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you hated 'Mad Max: Fury Road' and want to talk to the only other person in the world who agrees with you.