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53 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
First of all, I have outstanding driving skills. Second: In high school tennis, the teacher/football coach gave me an A because he thought on account of my last name I was related to the POTUS. I also have a bird's nest in my microwave vent. Loyal as the day is long, and I'm talking AFTER the time change, so that's some long-ass day. Starting today, I am going to start every sentence with "quite frankly".

I greatly appreciate someone who gets it. Priceless. A friend recently put it perfectly: love means never having to say "I'm kidding". Love a great sense of humor, and I love kind and thoughtful. And smart.

I'm self-employed as a Realtor these days, and don't know why Realtor is always capitalized. Until the economy went kerplunk, I was a full-time artist, creating pieces that I licensed to companies for use on their products. That dry erase board you loved (and hopefully purchased) at Staples? Yes, sirree. That photo album you got at from Target? Hopefully one of mine. That would be swell. I appreciate that. I'm naturally an artist at heart. If I could conjure up the discipline, I'd also write. I also own a skincare company.

Talk to (selectively) anyone and (almost) everyone. Wish everyone understood silly. Have little patience for anyone who mistreats anyone. Zeeeero patience for those who are unkind to animals. I will run across the street and practically get shot if someone over there is being mean to a dog. I am opinionated, but I listen, and am not so stubborn that I can't consider the other side. I speak my mind, and do not believe in "mind your own business" if i feel someone is being hurt/dissed. I am not NOT not not not religious, and would probably not be a good match for someone who is. Just in case you spaced out during that last line and were thinking instead "why didn't she use commas when they are totally free on okcupid??", let me say once more: not at all religious. My latest endeavor: roller derby. So much damn fun.
Finally, please have a photo. I showed you mine, you show me yours. And you married but available men? No thanks. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Realtor and an artist. You know, saving the world, the oceans and all the itty bitty animals too. Thank god for me.
I’m really good at
Funny. Talking with friends. Spelling. Making soup. Art. Appreciating humor. Putting my foot in my mouth. Supporting my friends. Being continually amused by my dogs. Being on time. Naps. Crosswords. Dinner with my dad. Oh, and those drive-through car washes - i am 100% the best at driving right onto those tire things. Really - if there were an Olympic event for those, i'd get gold. The beach. Talking to people. Oh, and I make the best hot fudge in the history of the world. Ok, now I'm feeling all braggy.
The first things people usually notice about me
many people, after they've gotten to know/like me, tell me they thought I was I b***h when they first saw me, on account of I don't walk around with a smile on my face all the livelong day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love memoirs, and fiction. Wild, The Invisible Bridge, Tolstoy and The Purple Chair (written by a friend.) Movies: Loved Traffic, Crash, Argo. Loved Men of a Certain Age, love love love SouthLAnd, Modern Family, The Closer, Million Dollar Decorators, many of the Housewives shows, and Bethenny Ever After - don't judge! She's hysterical! Food - mostly anything except I don't eat meat/chicken. Love fish, sweets, potatoes, etc... MUSIC! Love a great voice and music that makes you wanna move - funk, soul. My dream job? A singer.
The six things I could never do without
animals - all of 'em
humor/people who get it
running stuff (on account of the sweets)
red wine
friends & a great BYO
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why those fancy little emoticons have to all be sideways.
Why guys are "attorneys" now, and not lawyers.
My next art project.
On a typical Friday night I am
Since i'm self-employed, Friday night is not much different from Monday night. I may be home, walking my dogs/chatting with neighbors, out for dinner, chatting with neighbors while walking my dogs. Friday night is a variety pack, don't ya know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still count on my fingers.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 40–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are funny, smart, don't need to be constantly the center of attention, or out and about every weekend. Would never take a photo of your stuff, and send it to ANYone. Are kind. Walk the fine line between arrogant and confident. Are healthy and happy, most days... Aren't rude. Or late... And again, I don't read the Bible, and would probably not be a good match with you if you're a church-going kind of guy.