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puma_man

36 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Bulgarian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not pretty, but I get me there.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mad scientist who moonlights as a grease-monkey. Sometimes I make a pretty comfortable living, and sometimes I survive only because most people are not diligent about getting ALL of the hot sauce out of the packets from Taco Bell. A couple of hours scrounging through trash cans'll get me through in a pinch.
I’m really good at
Expert: Grilling pork steaks. Tennis. Ping pong. Fly-fishing. Not having a hairy ass.

Advanced: Grilling rotisserie chickens. Impersonating Larry King. Throwing geese at people.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't notice me... I'm like the wind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Crime and Punishment, Elmer Gantry, The Centaur, Tropic of Capricorn, Anna Karenina, and the Twilight series.

Movies: A Fish Called Wanda, The Big Lebowski, Spinal Tap, and other such movies.

Shows: mst3k, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, It's always Sunny, and so on.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Hendrix, the Doors, and then a bunch of other eccletic stuff like Handsome Boy Modeling School and John Hartford.

Food: I like anything that a normal person with taste buds would like... BBQ and ethnic foods from all parts of the globe.
The six things I could never do without
How many things does Rambo need? Very few. I guess he needs a hunting knife... that's one thing. Though, I guess, technically, in "Rambo: First Blood Part II," he also needs a compound bow, a shitload of arrows, and a chicken to mutilate. He also takes out a helicopter with a rock in the first one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In all honesty, I pretty much think about nothing other than what the hell my problem is. Perhaps there are too many malfunctions happening to fathom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Creepin' while you sleepin'... but like, in the cool, Snoop Doggy Dogg way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The scene in "Silence of the Lambs" where Buffalo Bill tucks it in and does that dance in his robe with the lipstick... that's pretty much a typical Wednesday evening for me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Jeez. I don't know. Message me if you want to help me take down 'the man.'