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36 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, French (Okay), Bulgarian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not pretty, but I get me there.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a mad scientist who moonlights as a grease-monkey. Sometimes I make a pretty comfortable living, and sometimes I survive only because most people are not diligent about getting ALL of the hot sauce out of the packets from Taco Bell. A couple of hours scrounging through trash cans'll get me through in a pinch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expert: Grilling pork steaks. Tennis. Ping pong. Fly-fishing. Not having a hairy ass.

Advanced: Grilling rotisserie chickens. Impersonating Larry King. Throwing geese at people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They don't notice me... I'm like the wind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Crime and Punishment, Elmer Gantry, The Centaur, Tropic of Capricorn, Anna Karenina, and the Twilight series.

Movies: A Fish Called Wanda, The Big Lebowski, Spinal Tap, and other such movies.

Shows: mst3k, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, It's always Sunny, and so on.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Hendrix, the Doors, and then a bunch of other eccletic stuff like Handsome Boy Modeling School and John Hartford.

Food: I like anything that a normal person with taste buds would like... BBQ and ethnic foods from all parts of the globe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How many things does Rambo need? Very few. I guess he needs a hunting knife... that's one thing. Though, I guess, technically, in "Rambo: First Blood Part II," he also needs a compound bow, a shitload of arrows, and a chicken to mutilate. He also takes out a helicopter with a rock in the first one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In all honesty, I pretty much think about nothing other than what the hell my problem is. Perhaps there are too many malfunctions happening to fathom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Creepin' while you sleepin'... but like, in the cool, Snoop Doggy Dogg way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The scene in "Silence of the Lambs" where Buffalo Bill tucks it in and does that dance in his robe with the lipstick... that's pretty much a typical Wednesday evening for me.
You should message me if
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Jeez. I don't know. Message me if you want to help me take down 'the man.'