i like to hang out with friends, get coffee or beer. i guess i'm just an all-around thirsty person. oh and i'm madly in love with my cat Leela. huge bonus points if you get the reference. this is also true regarding my "adjectives" above

i dont give a crap about your car and/or band

i've been called "a down ass bitch" as well as "chill as fuck" by a couple less eloquent groups of friends, respectively

im bi but ONLY INTERESTED IN BEING WITH ONE PERSON AT A TIME
i'm a vegetarian but i'm not pushy in the least
i like having my picture taken but i act like i don't cause it's just proper see
i heart coffee
my brother is amazing and special and i ruv him
if i'm not attracted to you physically it's basically over
if i dont respect your intelligence it IS over

here are some things that i look for in a GUY:
he must be taller than me, i can't really seem to budge there
he is ideally older than me
not racist or homophobic in any way
must have decent teeth. very important.
must not be allergic or opposed to cats, cause mine isn't going anywhere

also, there are several bands that are dealbreakers: Nickelback for example. unless the band members are an immediate member of your family and you feel that you're forced to like the music else be dis-owned, liking this band is inexcusable. I realize we all have our vices, sometimes I sing along to the "music" that they play over the speakers at work. but Nickelback is just.... too much i've decided. Jack Johnson might be too.

also, i will NOT date a smoker. thats just icky, why would i wanna be with someone that chooses to stink?

i work in a bakery. it's incredibly difficult but i seem to excel at it, and it's the first job i've ever had that i haven't completely hated. i recently realized that i'm second in command at said bakery and i'm pretty sure this terrifies me. im not sure when or how it came to be, but.... ohgodwhatthehell

i spend a lot of time with my grandma cause... well, she's pretty cool

also, i sleep as long as possible every single chance i get

lately ive been trying to watch more romantic movies to make up for the severe lack of romance in my life. they help remind me that i shouldnt settle for less than lloyd dobler and/or jake ryan

making vegetarian food edible for carnivorous boys
winning drawings for prizes (seriously my luck is crazy, i thank kharma)
identifying cars by their headlights
making out to oldies <3
snuggles
writing on cakes
piping icing into thumbprint cookies at a rapid pace
putting together many leftovers to make a completely different meal
making people feel special when i want to

**i also think that im quite good at politely letting someone know that i'm not interested. if youre one of the guys that gets that response from me, there's no need to try to make me feel bad about myself, it's just a silly waste of your time. accept it and find someone that's better suited for you**

my eyesssssss! i get compliments on them all the time. my height as well. people always seem to be surprised. im also repeatedly told that im cuter in person

the only books i really read are super trashy romance novels (aka girl porn) by bertrice small, or books about serial killers. fascinating.

as far as movies go:

anchorman
cable guy
silent hill
o brother where art thou
tommy boy
adam sandler movies
the royal tenenbaums.

i try to stick to funny or upbeat movies 90% of the time. i have all the basic movies (tommy boy, happy gilmore) and shows (the simpsons, family guy, arrested development) memorized and quote them often.

tv:

arrested development
the simpsons
the office
30 rock
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIAAAA!

music:

rufus wainwright
regina spektor
queen
classic rock
gogol bordello
im going through a cute british singer phase, namely lily allen and kate nash

i loooove italian food. and mexican... and indian. and thai. and chinese. i just love food. but im a vegetarian, so dont ask me out for steak!

leela, laughing, flip flops, rice, the internet cause im a nerd, and lippy

boys. past, current, and future. as well as celebrity boys. like ryan reynolds, george clooney and john krasinski. boys boys boys. i've been called boy-crazy many a time

working til 9pm then watching a movie and drinking with a pal. or maybe a random party. maybe i dont even have a typical friday night...

HOWEVER if im not out doing something, im sittin at this here computer talking to ryanc98 cause he's my bestest internet friend ever!

I cut and run. If I don't think I will be better off having you in my life in some way, I will simply be rid of you. I'm not sure how I feel about this, but it seems to be my way. Perhaps I just don't like the idea of having half-assed relationships, of the friendship or romantic variety

you want to take me to a haunted house and wont mind my screaming, squeezing and excessive laughing

~you can hold up your end of the conversation! witty banter is a must

~you're looking for a relationship with someone as awesome as i

~you'd like to be pals (and none of this back and forth crap, its either friends OR relationship)

do NOT message me if:
~you aren't either in school or have a full time job (i dont care what it is, just be doing something)
~you live in your own filth (im talking about extreme cases, you know who you are)
~you dont know what the term "make love" means