Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola, Bonjour, Wie gehts, Konichiwa?....I guess this is the part if
the page where I'm suppose to lie and be drunk on myself but due to
my zeal forall things sodium pentothal I'll just ask you to reserve
judgement until all the facts come out. Anyways I never understood
why I needed to fill out an about me section just to order a midget
prostitute I mean seriously?
*After filling out that last part I've been informed (rather
rudely) that ok cupid is not the website where you order midget
hookers and due to my deep seeded child hood fear of backspace
buttons I guess my little faux is out there permanently now....oh
well now that I'm here I guess I'll give it a shot just pretend to
ignore my midget hooker fetish and I'll ignore the fact that your
parents gave you bruises as a child.
right I think this gig might work out now let's play The ignore
unattractive people's messages game!!
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:Anarchist cookbook, poor man's James Bond, Communist
Manifesto, Mein Kampf, 1984, Entering Hades,Idiots guide (to
everything), turner diaries, Cat in the hat, Brave New World,Turner
Diaries, Book Of Law
Music: Disco, Irish Folk, Japanese Banjo,and of course Backstreet
Movies:Ken Park, Party Monster, Romper Stomper, I love you Phillip
Morris, Ichi The Killer, 128 days of Sodom, Holy Mountin, funny
TV: I Love Lucy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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