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  • Ages 19-28
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Last online
Feb 15, 2013
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Hola, Bonjour, Wie gehts, Konichiwa?....I guess this is the part if the page where I'm suppose to lie and be drunk on myself but due to my zeal forall things sodium pentothal I'll just ask you to reserve judgement until all the facts come out. Anyways I never understood why I needed to fill out an about me section just to order a midget prostitute I mean seriously?

*After filling out that last part I've been informed (rather rudely) that ok cupid is not the website where you order midget hookers and due to my deep seeded child hood fear of backspace buttons I guess my little faux is out there permanently now....oh well now that I'm here I guess I'll give it a shot just pretend to ignore my midget hooker fetish and I'll ignore the fact that your parents gave you bruises as a child.
right I think this gig might work out now let's play The ignore unattractive people's messages game!!
What I’m doing with my life
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Collecting Sporks
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:Anarchist cookbook, poor man's James Bond, Communist Manifesto, Mein Kampf, 1984, Entering Hades,Idiots guide (to everything), turner diaries, Cat in the hat, Brave New World,Turner Diaries, Book Of Law

Music: Disco, Irish Folk, Japanese Banjo,and of course Backstreet Boys

Movies:Ken Park, Party Monster, Romper Stomper, I love you Phillip Morris, Ichi The Killer, 128 days of Sodom, Holy Mountin, funny games

TV: I Love Lucy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
David Hasselhoff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk
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