I've found that wordy self summaries are rather dull, so I'm just going to write a few brief, to-the-point sentences for this section:
I am half-Asian.
I am from Southern California.
I don't surf, so don't ask.
I moved to Philly seven years ago.
I write fictional short stories.
I also write songs.
I lived in London for a short while.
I've traveled all over Europe and the United States.
I used to be the lead singer in a punk rock band.
I have a bachelor's degree in Political Science.
I'm a pretty good cook.
I enjoy full-bodied red wines.
I also enjoy sipping bourbon.
I wait tables at a popular Philadelphia restaurant. (I feel the need to state this, because I work nights and this can be a deal-breaker to some people.)
My drug of choice is caffeine.
I have a few tattoos.
I am an active instagram user.
I enjoy shopping at thrift stores.
I am a night owl.
I have a weakness for women with light-colored eyes.
I don't send dick-pics.
I prefer texts over phone calls.
I know how to properly use "there," "their" and "they're."
I would like to set foot on every continent by the time I die.