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34 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 4
Asian, Pacific Islander, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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First of all, I'm well aware that my user name is really stupid. I signed up for this when I was a kind of drunk, and didn't know I wouldn't be able to change it later. I mean, "punk rock paradigm?" What the hell does that even mean??? I digress...

I write songs and short stories, like sipping red wine and bourbon, am a total night owl and work in the industry. I've travelled all over Europe and I can never get enough of it. I moved to Philly from Southern California eight years ago and I love it here. I love travel, cooking, listening to music and trying new foods.
What I’m doing with my life
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Building a better me
I’m really good at
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Cooking, crossword puzzles, parallel parking, singing the wrong lyrics to well-known songs and putting together Ikea furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually singing along to whatever's playing through my headphones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to music all the time, even while I'm watching television. I'm one of those assholes who pays for Pandora. My top 5 stations right now are: Capital Cities Radio, John Coltrane Radio, Pink Floyd Radio, Disco Biscuits Radio and 60's French Pop Radio. I heart the Beatles, but I think Zeppelin is the greatest ever.

I love Mexican food, Sushi and pretty much anything with cheese and/or bacon on it.

I'm partial to the writings of Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Kerouac, Sedaris, Bukowski and Tolkien.

My top 3 favorite movies are: the Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, and Forrest Gump. I watch shows like Game of Thrones, the Walking Dead and the Daily Show. The Wire is the greatest series ever written.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How big the universe is
and how small that makes us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't roller-skate.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. prefer dives over clubs. prefer red zin over white zin. find hilarity in seemingly ordinary things.

Also, I like girls with tattoos :^)