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punkrockvillain

32 M Burlington, VT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of law school
Job
Retired
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly), Arabic (Fluently)

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My self-summary
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Got your attention?

I'm here looking for cool people in the area that share the same interests, i.e. cooking, music, extreme sports, 420 related activities, whiskey, etc. Or if you think I'm funny.

I just moved here from Gainesville, FL on 10/19/13 and I'm looking to meet new people here as I know only a few.

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. -Sun Tzu

I am such a Nihilist, I don't believe in nihilism.

Well, I'm a chef by trade. However, I'm a amateur comedian, and that is my dream job! Anyways, I've been working in the restaurant industry since I was 15. I've held sous chef, kitchen manager and head chef positions at the last few restaurants I've worked for. I currently work downtown at a pub making food. It's soul killing... but I really like the people I work with and work for.

I'm from the south. Which means i have southern charm(at least so I'm told).I'm a big fan of punk rock and skateboarding. I have a huge problem with authority. I play guitar, have no belief in GOD, and love to cook for anyone who will come to dinner. Now how's that for a slice of fried gold!

Questions:

How does any self respecting chef endorse Applebee's?(FUCK you Tyler Florence & Guy Fieri)

Whats the meaning of life???

Why are all the cute girls in Burlington vegetarian or vegan? WTF?

Why isn't there an option for Satanism under the religion section in My Details???(not that I'm a Satanist, I just wonder why okc discriminates)
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to fake it one day at a time. Also, seeking Knowledge......and its bastard son Truth.

*it was supposed to say "trying to make it one day at a time." But trying to fake it was funnier....thank you auto correct
I’m really good at
Looking for love in all the wrong places. Pissing people off. Cooking. Painting(graffiti mostly, but i also paint on canvas and different types of shit) Making people laugh. Playing guitar. Offending the FUCK out of people. I used to be good at skateboarding till I broke my leg in my mid 20's. Never was the same after that. Making an ass outta myself. Kicking ass! Instagraming is my new hobby. Follow me on instagram @Culinaryninja666 and check out all my cool food and still life pics!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't put up with any bullshit. And that I have A LOT of tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
ummm, not really a big reader. All though I have read all the Harry Potter Books and currently have them all in hard bound first edition.

Other than that my favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Robert Ludlum, Patricia C. Wrede, Tom Clancy, Gayle Lynds, Stephen King, Abby Hoffman.

(only listing things I own)
Movies
royal tennenbaums, kill bill, cannibal the musical, the prestige, equilibrium, Reno 911, super troopers, pineapple express, grandmas boy, thank you for smoking, clerks, anything by wes anderson, 21 jump street, team america, 12 monkeys, the saw saga, hot shots part one and deux, lock stock and two smoking barrels, baseketball, pick of destiny, three amigos, snatch, killing zoe, mystery men, four rooms,28 days later, dark city, gattaca, spaceballs, in bruges, etc.

Shows
south park, weeds, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, Reno 911, tosh.0, American dad, chappelle show, Malcolm in the middle, arrested development, bobs burgers, futurama.

Music
punk rock/ska
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Wingnut Dishwashers Union, NOFX, me first and the gimme gimmes, the duppies, soul coughing, the melvins, mustard plug, lagwagon, the descendants, the VANDALS, for squirrels, subrosa, bloom., fatty teabags, L.T.J., social distortion, suicidal tendentious, minor threat, bouncing souls, ramshackle glory, pat the bunny( if you're into folk punk youtube pat the bunny brooklyn tea party. You will not be disappointed).

classic rock
eagles, steppenwolf, creedance clearwater revival, mamas and the papas, jim croce, jimmy buffet, three dog night, jimi hendrix, reo speedwagon, Electric Light Orchestra, james taylor, simon and garfunkel, crosby stills and nash(FUCK neil young).

rap/hip hop
mos def, del the funky homosapien, tribe called quest, leaders of the new school, talib kwali, blackstar, busta bust, biz markie, cypress hill,(old cypress hill. Not that lame rock.) Bone thugs, devin the dude, scum of the earth, the robotics.

Jazz
John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Spyro Gyro, Thelonious Monk

Food- anything. As long as it's not TVP! (textured vegetable protein)
The six things I could never do without
My phone...yes, my phone, my guitar, my dog, Netflix, rain, and a bottle of Jameson. (Tullamore Dew or Bushmills is a suitable substitute.) In no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about how to take over the world! It can't be that hard. I'll die trying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows? I currently, for the foreseeable future have every Friday night off. So I could be anywhere...doing any number of different things...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fucking hate the Beatles! (The band, not the insect)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
1.If you want to watch the world burn, whilst roasting marshmallows above the burning bones of the self righteous!
2.You're not afraid to have fun and try something different.
3.If you're not turned off by tattoos and piercings(my gauges are 1 1/8 in).
4.If you can keep up with a smart ass like myself.
5.If YOU have tattoos and piercings.
6.If you just wanna hang out and have a beer and play some guitar.

Do not message me if:
You are offended by a crass attitude
You are put off by lots of tattoos, or dark humor.
You listen to Linkin Park
You suck
You are boring
FIN!