Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


34 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a laid back, music loving punk from Texas. I'm very loyal to those I care about the most. With that said, I'd love to meet new people to add to that list. I've made some friends through friends here but could always use more. I go to concerts as often as I can, collect records, and kick ass at pub trivia.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved here from Houston in May 2012 and I've been loving it ever since. After a year working what I call a "transitional job", I finally found the job I've been looking for and things are looking up. With a consistent schedule now, I can enjoy life more now. The downfall is that I have to drive to Redmond M-F but I'm working on finding something downtown.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am 6'4". I can't tell you how many conversations with new people start with "Man, you're tall."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Of Mice and Men, Middlesex, 33 1/3 series, and Choke are a few favorites. I've gotten into reading comics again recently upon acquiring a tablet. Some favorites are Preacher, Sex Criminals, Sandman, Chew, Walking Dead, Deadpool, and Batman. I have a box of books I need to read.

Movies: Fargo, Shaun of the Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Kill Bill, Goodfellas, Dead Alive among many others. Last good one I saw, despite the silly ending, was Days of Future Past. Zombies, horror, and comedies are my bread and butter

Shows: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Boardwalk Empire, The League, South Park, Workaholics, Legit, and Veep.

I'm absolutely nuts about music and my tastes are all over the place: Ween, Misfits, Queens of the Stone Age, Motorhead, Sublime, Gorillaz, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Black Flag, Yardbirds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Ramones, Beastie Boys, Dead Kennedys, Stooges, Radiohead, Pixies, Grinderman, Pantera, Beck, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nirvana, and The Clash. I could yammer on and on about music. Since I've been living here, I've seen Primus 3 times, The Melvins, Tech Nine, Deftones, Black Flag, Mastodon, Tomahawk, Black Sabbath, Man Man, Future Islands, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Explosions in the Sky and Dethklok.

I'm a huge fan of stand up comedy and try to see as many live shows as I can. George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Robert Schimmel, and Louis CK are among my favorites.

I also play Xbox when time permits. I can go weeks without playing, but can also get sucked into a great game quickly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going to live and where I'm going on vacation in 2014. I have preliminary plans for a road trip to Redwood forest in the works at the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a good time, regardless what I'm doing. I prefer a relaxed evening and have a blast on Saturdays but my friends prefer to blow off steam on Fridays.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love having as much fun as illegally possible without getting caught.

If you're cooler than a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.

If you're sweeter than a cherry pie with Redi-Whip topping.

If you're cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm.