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34 • M • Seattle, WA
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 27–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Oct 19
- 6′ 4″ (1.93m)
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Strictly anything
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has cats
Movies: Fargo, Shaun of the Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Kill Bill, Goodfellas, Dead Alive among many others. Last good one I saw, despite the silly ending, was Days of Future Past. Zombies, horror, and comedies are my bread and butter
Shows: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Boardwalk Empire, The League, South Park, Workaholics, Legit, and Veep.
I'm absolutely nuts about music and my tastes are all over the place: Ween, Misfits, Queens of the Stone Age, Motorhead, Sublime, Gorillaz, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Black Flag, Yardbirds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Ramones, Beastie Boys, Dead Kennedys, Stooges, Radiohead, Pixies, Grinderman, Pantera, Beck, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nirvana, and The Clash. I could yammer on and on about music. Since I've been living here, I've seen Primus 3 times, The Melvins, Tech Nine, Deftones, Black Flag, Mastodon, Tomahawk, Black Sabbath, Man Man, Future Islands, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Explosions in the Sky and Dethklok.
I'm a huge fan of stand up comedy and try to see as many live shows as I can. George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Robert Schimmel, and Louis CK are among my favorites.
I also play Xbox when time permits. I can go weeks without playing, but can also get sucked into a great game quickly.
If you're cooler than a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.
If you're sweeter than a cherry pie with Redi-Whip topping.
If you're cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm.
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