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punktopia

29 M Leicester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Czech (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"A life lived in fear is a life half lived."

A life lived in the grey places between fear and boredom is, in my opinion, much worse.

I've just returned from 17 months in Prague... this last year has been an interesting adventure. Mischief and strange happenings seem to follow me around like a vapour trail. This is obviously a good thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I write, I teach English, I take photos of girls/buildings/interesting things and I'm working on films too.

I've also been involved with various sports including one at a national level (not Quidditch, but equally nonsensical).

I want to travel more. And start a cult/religion. Maybe also become a stone-mason, and build statues of aliens, which I'd then hide in the desert just to fuck with future generations.
I’m really good at
Writing, drinking, engineering new ways of destroying reality. Sex too, but everyone says that, even if they're hung like a dormouse. Or too obese to find their own genitals.

Getting in touch with my inner Heisenberg.
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously that I'm tall and blonde, like some sort of Greek demigod. Without the bronzed skin or rippling muscles... but you can't have it all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Almost everyone I've ever known has really hated at least one thing I love. So here's a semi-comprehensive list...

Books: The Lord of the Rings, Chuck Palahniuk, Graham Greene, the Discworld series, House of Spirits, Generation X, Rant, Survivor, Slaughterhouse 5, V, Nineteen Eighty-Four, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Song of Ice and Fire series - fantasy, magical realism, satire, postmodern modernism

Films: The Lord of the Rings, Kontroll, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Pan's Labyrinth, Terminator 2, Stargate, Fight Club, The Matrix, Moon, Synecdoche, New York, Where the Wild Things Are, The Darjeeling Limited, Rushmore, District 9, The Edukators

TV: Breaking Bad, Forbrydelsen, Borgen, Sherlock, Stargate SG1, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Brass Eye (most things by Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker)

Music: System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag, Cradle of Filth, Arch Enemy, Draconian, Architecture in Helsinki, Beseech, Sirenia, The Kovenant, Iron Maiden,KoRn, Disturbed, Sevendust, Machine Head, Chimaira, Rammstein, Goldfinger, The Offspring, Reel Big Fish, Flobots, Comrade Malone, Rise Against, Arcade Fire, Bad Religion, Feeder, Muse, NOFX, Serj Tankian, Scars on Broadway
The six things I could never do without
The sun, the sky, the stars in the sky, the little black birds, the dancing wind and the monster that lives underneath my bed. His name is Kurt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of reality, and how it's crumbling all the time. People are playing games about dreams or dreaming of games or watching films about dreams, or reading books about films about books... every layer we add dissolves our sense of what is real and true. Perhaps nothing is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being hunted by the police.

Cooking meth in my secret lab. Is it still a secret now it's on the internet?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in the process of transferring my consciousness to a digital reality.

Also, I aspire to be a supervillain along the lines of "Doctor Horrible" but with a snazzier outfit. Possibly including a fedora.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like having your photograph taken.

When you get lost, you have an urge to say "I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way..."

You look like an elf.

You act like an elf.

You are, in fact, an elf.

You own a sword.