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punktopia

30 Leicester, UK Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Czech (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've just returned from 17 months in Prague... this last year has been an interesting adventure. Mischief and strange happenings seem to follow me around like a vapour trail. This is obviously a good thing.

If my profile sounds a little schizophrenic, it's because I'm schizophrenic. Well, not really... I just wrote different parts at different times/levels of intoxication.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write, I teach English, I take photos of people/buildings/interesting things and I'm working on films too.

I've also been involved with various sports including one at a national level. That makes me sound so much fitter than I am.

I want to travel more. And start a cult/religion. Maybe also become a stone-mason, and build statues of aliens, which I'd then hide in the desert just to fuck with future generations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, drinking, engineering new ways of destroying reality.

Getting in touch with my inner Heisenberg.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously that I'm tall and blonde, like some sort of Greek demigod. Without the bronzed skin or rippling muscles or the superpowers... but you can't have it all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Almost everyone I've ever known has really hated at least one thing I love. So here's a semi-comprehensive list...

Books: The Lord of the Rings, Chuck Palahniuk, Graham Greene, the Discworld series, House of Spirits, Generation X, Rant, Survivor, Slaughterhouse 5, V, Nineteen Eighty-Four, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Song of Ice and Fire series - fantasy, magical realism, satire, postmodern modernism

Films: The Lord of the Rings, Kontroll, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Pan's Labyrinth, Terminator 2, Stargate, Fight Club, The Matrix, Moon, Synecdoche, New York, Where the Wild Things Are, The Darjeeling Limited, Rushmore, District 9, The Edukators

TV: Breaking Bad, Forbrydelsen, Borgen, Sherlock, Stargate SG1, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Brass Eye (most things by Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker)

Music: System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag, Cradle of Filth, Arch Enemy, Draconian, Architecture in Helsinki, Beseech, Sirenia, The Kovenant, Iron Maiden,KoRn, Disturbed, Sevendust, Machine Head, Chimaira, Rammstein, Goldfinger, The Offspring, Reel Big Fish, Flobots, Comrade Malone, Rise Against, Arcade Fire, Bad Religion, Feeder, Muse, NOFX, Serj Tankian, Scars on Broadway
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The sun, the sky, the stars in the sky, the little black birds, the dancing wind and the monster that lives underneath my bed. His name is Kurt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of reality, and how it's crumbling all the time. People are playing games about dreams or dreaming of games or watching films about dreams, or reading books about films about books... every layer we add dissolves our sense of what is real and true. Perhaps nothing is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking meth in my secret lab. Is it still a secret now it's on the internet?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in the process of transferring my consciousness to a digital reality.*

Also, I aspire to be a supervillain along the lines of "Doctor Horrible" but with a snazzier outfit.

*This means I have a blog, it doesn't mean I'm crazy. The purple unicorn in my bathroom means I'm crazy.
You should message me if
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You're smart, beautiful, kind, creative, witty and wise. Yes, I know, such a mythological creature couldn't possibly exist...