Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
farty fadeout, fetid full freak fuckin' fruitcake. devoted reverer
of select people and things.
(queer, non-binary, poly, switch)
im a secret grouch. having found the best human ever, i find myself
basically booked romantically these days.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
findin' stuff, losin' stuff, eatin' stuff, stickin' it to the man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
accidentally oversharing & eating the leftovers that no one
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. white person with (????) genitals.
2. general aire of confusion.
also i stink pretty bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
caffeine, space heater, critical thinking, consent, tactile
stimulus, hats, nutritional yeast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
alt. sandwich combinations, patch slogans, conspiracy theories,
binaries, relationship dynamics, privilege and oppression, general
nostalgia, lighting fixtures, babes, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
revamping my okc profile or falling off a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
yr into overusing acronyms, you feel like eating some bread, or you
want a haircut.
also i only like gross freaks
cis het dudes need not apply
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.