Hi... I tend to be a very creative person and express my creativity in diverse ways from comedy (some of my jokes are posted below) to being a nude model and entertainer (examples you will see throught my profile and photos)... To cooking (I'm an accomplished Chef) and in many other ways, too! I should also mention I'm in an honest and open relationship... I'm here looking for playful friendships, networking opportunities and to provide a little excitement and erotism to women who are interested. I hope you enjoy my photos and profile and might want to actually meet for coffee or drinks!
The comedy portion:
If someone is convicted of plagiarism... do they serve someone else's sentence?
Last night, I was so thirsty... I actually drank Canada Dry!
I just bought a book on Feng Shui... I got it home and now I don't know where to put it.
Last night, I ate something with food coloring... Today, I feel like a part of me is dyeing inside.
I used to be a Kleptomaniac, but I took something for it!
Do you think the cinematographer for the movie, "Lincoln", after the film wrapped, ran around bragging, "I just shot Lincoln"?
If actions speak louder than words... Why can't we hear a mime?
Reincarnation is, making a comeback!
Unemployment, is not working!
Exit Signs, are on the way out!
Why isn't there an alternate word for Thesaurus?
Why isn't the word Phonic spelled the way it sounds?
What does the word "Dots" look like in braille?
Statistically, 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy... 1 was reported to be Grumpy and another Sleepy!
Two out of every one person is a Schizophrenic.
Earlier a Schizophrenic bumped into me... Who the heck does he think he is!
This is just a sampling of my warped sense of humor. I like to write and perform stand-up comedy and act... I am also a life/figure model (Yes, I pose nude for photographers, artists, sculptors and art classes... Anyone I date needs to be secure with that... Just Sayin')... I write comedy, mysteries and erotica. I am also an accomplished chef, so if you enjoy food... Let's have fun with it! This section gives you a brief idea of my personality...
ABOVE... It states, I'm Available! The site would not allow me to change the selection to "seeing someone". That being said, I am in an honest and open relationship, so... right now I'm only interested in casual situations and friendships... I'm open to anything, and want to explore BDSM, vouyerism/exhibitionism, mastubation (watching... but I really enjoy being watched and describing for you what I'm thinking about as I touch and caress myself before your eyes... it is very hot and erotic... message me if you think you want to watch, or be watched!), playing Truth or Dare, and other stuff, so if anything in my profile interests you... Feel free to contact me! My girlfriend is also available... She is a photographer and shoots nudes... let me know, if you would like to pose. She has photographed me, if you want to see her work?!
There is more in the other sections below. I hope we get the chance to connect and if not... good luck in your search!