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29 Chicago, IL Woman


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  • Ages 26–45
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Last online
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Bisexual, Queer
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Did you feel that? We're drift compatible...

I craft; I used to dress up in costumes all the time. I dance like I want to break all my bones; I'm unorganized but I micromanage. my back is half-broken. I'm ambitious. I wish I had the industry of a man at the turn of the last last century. "Golden Reconstruction" through "Edwardian." I wish I could meet Teddy Roosevelt. I love that man. I have many hobbies. I'm willing to try _______. I like lavish dinner affairs. I wear my hair set to fancy. I sleep whenever I'm feeling freaked out or nervous that I might make a bad decision. "let the quiet put things where they are supposed to be." I am not to be flexed with.

I want a Sunday kind of love
a love to last past Saturday night
and I'd like to know its more than love at first sight
And I want a Sunday kind of love, oh yeah yeah
And by that I mean I'd like some meaning in my friendships. I'd like some good friends. I want to be excited by you and you be excited by me.
I am life-y, curious, and incomplete
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I use my gloriously thick thighs to crush the heads of my enemies.

I like having a lot of skill sets. I dabble and do deeds and designs. I'd like to paint more. I crochet. I do millinery. I'm a jeweler. I'm a costumer and crafts person. I can make craft based costumes for large theaters. I will not make a costume for you. But I can tell you exactly how to do it.

I help run a pinup company. I'm involved in a large photodocumentary about motherhood. But I am not a mother.

I like to take apart broken (sometimes not broken. oops) electronic equipment and make things with the parts. I am currently revamping a jewelry business with these electronic parts called Tomorrowmorrow Design. See: Bedouin costume picture.

I can wrangle cats. I can cook, mostly bake. I can arrange things very nicely, and pack like tetris. I work with colors very well. I collect things; fabric scraps, broken machinery, odds'n'ends, hats, antique clothes I can never wear but I hold and touch them, pictures of women, old photographs, old gold-papered books, terrifying toys. I am a hoarder. so life will get harder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
this section is lame, I feel bad dignifying it with a decent answer. I feel like the above section says all that this section wants.

Basically I can boil down my interests to these 3 things: pie, pin up, and outer fucking space!

non sequitur: I've left my home of 16 years. I think I'm happy. but I miss west virginia. Its a beautiful state, a weird state, a forgotten state, but I'm proud of my state. I got a tattoo of a raccoon battling the Cass railroad in the shape of the state with snow and coal dust swirling around and "montani semper liberi" off to one side. I have a deep attachment to the hills and the animals and the history and rhythm of the people and the subtle cultural differences and the pepperoni rolls. its one of those places that stay with you even when you know you will never go back.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
yuckers on this and the above section. I'll bet they notice my clothes. I do tend to wear them. my eye brows?

I like stretching. I don't like people who are described as nice. I hate games. especially ice breakers. I like making up words. I like touching textures and smelling the smells.
I notice other people's clothes. I think about how much I know about them because of their clothes. I think about where the design comes from, why they wear it, how they were feeling when they put it on, what they want to say with their look. I wonder what they think they know about me when they see my clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) Top authors and books include: The ethical slut, everything by herman hesse, anything by kurt vonnegut, Dune, neil gaiman, catch-22, all F.L.Block, calvin and hobbes, david sedaris, "as I lay dying" faulkner, most things I read in American Lit, biographies, River of Doubt: Teddy Roosevelt's Darkest Journey, art/picture books, social history books, costume history books, war history books, reference-y picture history books, etc.

B)Titus is prolly my favorite movie. I love Blue Velvet, too. and McCabe and Mrs Miller. 5th element. Indiana Jones. Metropolis. Wild at Heart. period dramas. Harold and Maude. MST3K. Blade Runner. Mad Max. Barbarella.
I don't have the TVs but I'm in love with Deadwood, futurama, star trek tng, Bob's Burgers, Archer, its always sunny, arrested development, sifl and ollie, mad men...

C) that stuff with the rockin': pixies, animal collective, battles, bo diddley!, lots and lots of 50's music, the mars volta, Bjork, jazz (nina, ella, and billie), Joanna Newsome, talking heads, Girl Talk, any music with marimbas, ween and the like, and weird shit to which I modern dance, and twangy shit to which I jig and jive. Dance, mother fucker, dance!

d)indian food! and greek food! and japanese food! and breakfast food. and anything with rosemary and basil! chocolate and cheese! and banana chocolate chip muffins! and crepes, Waffles! ice cream and ovaltine! and tea! cookies! I like to play the game "what's that taste?"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
color, conversation, consummating relationships, consonant sounds, contractions, and contamination and 7: my cat, Dr Oedipuss Puss PhD!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
paul said to me, "geniuses talk about ideas. average joes talk about events. and dunces talk about other people" I think about that a lot.
"Smellers color great!"
I spend a gargantuous amount of time thinking about "plans," the psychology of dress, and history of costume, connectedness, monism, maturity, the apocalypse, how people of old got so much done, why can't I calm down, why is the future coming so fast, why don't people notice how bad it is, the future is going to kill me, why am I not getting things done, how did the baby boomer generation or the depression era generation affect me and why are we a part of the slacker culture, can I escape the slacker culture, I like sitting on my porch, how can I get things done while sitting on the porch and not get called a slacker.
I think it is as important to know the worst about someone as it is to know the best. I say, "put your worst foot forward. that way the shoe never drops." There needs to be a balance to really know whats going on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spontaneity is key. for other people.

usually I watch movies and make things. or participate in extravagantly planned events. I like dressing up more than actually going out. but I got freaky ways. I can shake ass for days. I can kick it in 69 different ways.

My Name is ___________ and I have Lots of Love to Give.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to consume you like the entirety of a planet. I want to unhinge my jaw and gorge on every intellectual aspect of your being. I want to feast on your ideas. I want to drink a case of you and still be on my feet. -Joni Mitchell
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I need you to try harder than that. I need you to say something worthwhile. I'll know if I want to talk to you, but I won't know until you message me. and you MUST say something other than "hey" or "ur pretty" or "sex stuff" if you want a response. Don't make your first impression be something dumb about sex. Please for the love of not-god, say something interesting not about sex.
Also please stop contacting me to have threesomes.

I like a cultivated aesthetic. I like facial hair. I only like long hair in a ponytail. I only like tracy morgan dressed as oprah. I like someone who can keep up with me. I like dancers.
There is a small handful of girls I've crushed on and/or dated; usually they happen to be straight.
I don't like eager to please, overly sincere. gotta have the smarts. sarcasm. love of the terrible. the horribly wonderful. philosophy over religion. in fact, no religion at all. Willingness to take me on a date. wordplay. the banjo would be nice. a combination of these are helpful.