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purplerose771

36 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:45pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Beware: BBW, run fast! :)

No couples!! I'm not here for a hookup.

For those who stuck around ;) I'm born and raised in Brooklyn and work in the city. I'm a laid back kind of gal, looking for what most are I suppose, happiness. I'm big into tattoos, I'm up to 20 and hope to add a few more before the year is through, they make me happy.

I love animals, I have 1 cat (recently had to say goodbye to my girl) and if I could rescue more I would. I would have dogs too (namely a pit), but I'm not home enough, it just wouldn't be fair to them.

I love the beach. Weekends in the summer my ass is in Coney Island. Alone, but hoping to remedy that.
I love street fairs, carnivals, feeding the squirrels while walking through Madison Square Park .
I'm caring, loving, affectionate, supportive, silly, honest to a fault. I'm quick witted only part time, I make myself laugh :)
I'm real.
I ask that if you do contact me please do it with respect. Too often people hide behind their computers and it just gives them an excuse to be rude. Act and treat me as if you were meeting me in person please. Thanks.
I'm told I'm too open and honest but why is that a bad thing? You want to know what you're getting in to right?
I am Laidback, a lil odd, and misunderstood
**There's one question about what you would do if you saw someone kicking their dog or animal, if you answered this with "ignore it" DO NOT bother with me.....if you can walk away from seeing that having done nothing, you're a pos!**

**If you don't know how to communicate or refuse, and are void of all emotion please don't waste my time or yours**
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a large advertising agency in Tribeca. I've been in the field 10 years now. I work in finance, lots of paper work. I enjoy what I do, who I work for and with.
I’m really good at
I love to bake, I think I'm pretty good at it. I make the best cheesecake in town! I don't do it as often as I'd like because I have no one to feed desserts to.
Also, useless trivia, not with everything but I do seem to have a pretty good memory for stupid things, faces and names.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on what I'm wearing I guess. Either my tits or my tats. (This is not a cue for you to comment on my tits. If your opening greeting to me is about them you will not get a response.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love stand-up comedy, my favs being Louis CK, Jim Breuer and Jim Jefferies.

Music: I'm a huge fan of Tool, they are simply amazing. Volbeat, Pantera, APC, The Beatles, Queen, Sarah McLachlan, Adele, Pink, The Eagles, Incubus...big fan of hair bands, Skid Row, Mötley Crüe, L. A. Guns, Pretty Boy Floyd, Warrant etc. ...not a fan of hip hop or rap in any way.

Books: Scar Tissue, Harry Potter, American Psycho, She's come Undone, Sookie Stackhouse, Fifty Shades (don't you judge me).

Food: I love a good breakfast, pancakes yum! I have an addiction to chocolate, and in the summer I live on watermelon. BBQ, Cuban, Mexican, Italian. My favorite being Hibachi. I don't eat seafood of any kind, no not even tuna.

Movies: Kevin Smith films, Judd Apatow films. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Rock Star, Empire Records, Ted, The Big Chill, E.T., Crazy Stupid Love, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, (Bogus Journey was good too, but not as good). I do like romantic comedies as well, I'm a hopeless romantic, I love love :)

Shows: True Blood, Dexter, Iron Chef, Chopped, Masterchef, Roseanne, Friends, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Family & Friends
Sex & Love
Music
My Phone
Sanity (necessary to be a New Yorker, I think)
My job
.....Howard Stern
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to be a worry wart (chick brain) I think about the future a lot, especially with the economy in the crapper. I have no 5 year plan or anything like that, plans don't always work, why set high goals if I don't know that I can meet them.....I just do my best!
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing exciting sadly, just hanging either with friends or family. I've become a laid back woman. I used to do the bar thing for awhile and as much as I enjoyed it I feel it's run it's course as far as going on a weekly basis.
WANTED: More of a social life....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't ride a bike.
Farts are hilarious! " “You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.” -Louis C.K.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 34–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If reading my profile made you smile.....and if you want to of course ;)