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purrrrrrr

37 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have been dating for longer than I'd like, but I still have moments when it all seems fresh and new and meeting a new person seems like a good idea. It could even...maybe...be enjoyable?

What does it for me is words. There is nothing greater in life than witty banter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just watched Louis CK's stand up special at the Comedy Store. As in I finished it a few minutes ago. He suggests in this special that the answer to what to do with your life is to (and I'm paraphrasing) find food items and put them in your mouth, and then shit out the shit. Please go watch all Louis CK specials right now, even if it means interrupting finishing this profile.

If you want to know more bio-details stuff here it is

I...
--run trainings, workshops, conferences, coaching programs. I am a training/facilitation nerd.
--write and tell jokes on stages (confession: it's been more than a few months)
--have done some copywriting and marketing strategy and think it's fun and want to do more.
--think about moving to Mexico and swimming in all the underground caves like that lady did at the end of Y Tu Mama Tambien except unlike her I don't have cancer thankfully.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking on the phone.
Dancing joyfully
Buying produce at farmers markets
Going for what I want
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What people usually notice is that I am a woman in her mid 30s who is white and has brown hair and clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Louis CK and Blossom
Next question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to unmelt the glaciers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my neighbors
At an open mic
Getting my hair did
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to go to a pro wrestling show. Kind of. It's very performative.

Actually maybe I don't.
You should message me if
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You like women who listen to wayyy to much stand up comedy.

I am not interested in dating anyone who is in an open relationship or married.