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30 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:23pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Two size 12 feet. Hairy legs terminating into normal size buttocks. Fair skin, few scars. Complete digestive tract, including useless appendix. Lungs capable of high VO2 max. Long arms, ending in slender fingers (sometimes broken). Large melon perched atop neck, green to grey eyes, small ears, curly light hair often mistaken for a perm when long.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading a lot, filling my pockets with scraps full of lists, ideas, and doodles, eating too much cheese, buying used books, telling and collecting jokes.
I’m really good at
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Swimming, reading out loud, cooking, growing vegetables, solving problems. Stockpiling canned rat meat and bourbon for the coming apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That my face is generally arranged in the correct manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are several books on my bookshelf that I enjoy re-reading from time to time; books by james joyce, albert camus, hemingway, a.m. homes, tom mcguane, jim harrison, anthony bourdain, marcus aurelius, tom clancy, douglas preston, michael crichton, john sandford, david sedaris and bill bryson, true wordsmiths. I can find an excuse to read just about whatever is put in front of me.

Visual preferences
-captain ron
-ferris buellers day off
-uncle buck
-blues brothers
-the edge
-hunt for red october
-pulp fiction
-many emotional, feelsy movies i cant talk about here
-(most any comedy set in Chicago in the 1980's)

Audio requirements are anything bluesy, with a raw guitar and thumping drums (jack white, buddy guy, muddy waters, neil young, etc). Also partial to african music, nocturnes, 80's pop, good classic rock, or sometimes folk if i'm drinking corn whiskey.

Palate inclinations
-i love cooking large elaborate meals for friends, and experimental things for myself. I get extra excited to use ingredients i've grown, foraged or hunted.
-i usually just eat veggies, quinoa, beans...bird food, basically, for sustenance during the week
-i'd probably be your best friend if you brought me a bagel with lox and cream cheese on sunday morning.
The six things I could never do without
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Cast iron skillet, uniball pen, pocketknife, books, rapist wit, cottage
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Charting weather patterns on Jupiter. Most likely drinking a beer and cooking dinner to unwind
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've eaten soup and cold pizza in the shower and I still listen to Third Eye Blind. It's like being an astronaut in 1998
You should message me if
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you've got an offensive joke and nobody to tell it to. . . or you have a recipe to share