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pvtryoung

32 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am down to earth (I moonlight as a coal miner), I have a great sense of humor (I can usually sense when someone is laughing at me). I like moonlit walks on the beach (its the best time to find endangered sea turtles laying their eggs--endangered sea turtle egg omelette...mmm). You probably can't tell from my picture,but I once had a lucrative career as a male model (that is, before the horrible--sob--horrible accident). DUH, I'm being sarcastic.
Wow, I was just sarcastic about being sarcastic. Is that redundant or ironic? To further explore these, and other semantic mysteries, feel free to contact me.

I am absolutely not looking for someone down to earth--In fact, if you are a female astronaut currently living and working on the international space station you are just what I am looking for--CALL ME. I am not really looking for anyone "laid back" I tend to prefer women who lean forward most of the time. I am looking for someone "real"; not "imaginary" like my last girlfriend. I am looking for someone who will like me for me (or who will at least like the mental image of who they think I am-- you know, whatever works). I would like to meet someone who likes to play games and will jerk me around (example: "Yahtzee! Oh, and I never really loved you"), its what I'm used to...

I am anachronistic, quixotic, and into SAT vocabulary

Seriously though, grew up in miami, currently a grad student. Looking for someone worth spending time with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a professor and administrator. Also I want to be a spaceman when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a lot of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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this one is your call
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the Rings and the Bible. (In both cases because I like fantasy novels.) Stranger in a Strange Land. Angry White Pyjamas. Dune. The Hero with a Thousand Faces. Sense and Sensibility. The complete works of William Shakespeare. The Story of O. The Pearl. The Art of War. The Book of Five Rings. On the Road. Ordeal and Triumph. A Soldier's Story. Achtung Panzer!... You know what never mind this will take forever.

Movies: Seven Samurai, The Third Man, Casablanca, The Secretary, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, The Hidden Fortress, Rashomon, Paths of Glory, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Kingdom of Heaven, Lord of the Rings trilogy, the six parts of the increasingly misnamed Star Wars trilogy, Patton, Ran, The Twilight Samurai, Borat, ....You know what, never mind, this will take forever.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Henry Purcell, Black Crowes, Muddy Waters, B.B.King, Mozart, Guns & Roses, Beatles, Elvis, Bob Marley, Burning Spear, Bach, Kodo, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, U2, Social Distortion, Gov't Mule, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Queen, The Who,...You know what, never mind, this will take forever.

Food: Japanese, Italian, Spanish, Cuban, BBQ, French, Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Greek, Morrocan, Lebanese, Peruvian, Mexican (sometimes), Indian,...You know what, never mind, this will take forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Football, Good Food, Good drinks, Books, Sex and Family. I mean honestly, everything else is just gravy. (These are in increasing levels of importance)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, History, Science, my family, my friends, my future. Also: where do the expressions "more than one way to skin a cat" and "more fun than a barrel full of monkeys" come from? I mean honestly, there must have been some kind of burgeoning serial killer with a literary bent somewhere back in the day because most normal people don't skin cats or ship primates in barrels...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a drink with friends
You should message me if
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