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pwears

22 M Green Bay, WI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm your average geeky-but-sometimes-referred-to-as-a-hipster guy. I'm very into tabletop gaming like Dungeons & Dragons but I haven't been in campaign in a long while (so if you're a female and invite me to join a D&D group you will have my heart forever [actually a guy probably would, too haha]). I can also play the guitar but not all that well. A woman has yet to swoon from the sweet melodies I may one day unleash upon the world. And by sweet melodies, I mean the ocarina song Link learns throughout his adventures. Just because that's the kind of geeky I am. I've also been told I'm good at drawing but I'm pretty modest about it (except on the inside where I am fist pumping the air).

I took the year off college to look for a job and actually figure out what i want to do with my life. It turned out the world domination business wasn't all it was cracked up to be. World governments don't pay as well these days when you hold the moon hostage and there are really next to no benefits on the job. So I've been thinking of going into teaching. Then maybe I can teach moon hostaging to a whole new generation.

I did manage to land a job at Dairy Queen. Now, while this may seem like a completely normal job, it turns out DQ also partakes in the industry of evil. They have spent years perfecting the recipes for delicious frozen treats to lead the customer to slowly become dependent on DQ for delicious ice creamy-ness. Along with a hefty amount of human nip in the rest of the food and you can't keep away.

I realize my "about me" probably makes no sense, but if you really want to get to know me just ask anything.

Also, drawings galore right here at this link after this sentence. I guess I didn't really have to specify it was after that sentence seeing as I pretty much said, "Have at this link right here." I also probably didn't need an explanation stating why I said the link would be after that sentence. Seeing as this paragraph is getting mildly out of hand at the moment, I should just post the link and get it over with. Well, here you go: http://www.flickr.com/photos/robotsaysrawr/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was thinking it would be fun to go road tripping in a '67 Chevy Impala solving supernatural cases. Maybe meet up with some interesting characters and flirt with the ladies. If that doesn't pan out, I'll just take my blue police box through space and time trying to make the universe a better place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm awesome at sarcasm. I tend to overuse it a lot when something is annoying me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I look and act like a hipster. I'm not one of those arrogant hipsters who will sit their and say, "I listen to (insert obscure band here). You've probably never heard of them." I more just fell into the hipster thing just because my style and attitude already fit that group. But the one thing I will be a stereotypical hipster about is Pokemon. The original 151 Pokemon are the best, but you probably haven't heard of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Stephen King novels, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Lord of the Rings, Walking Dead, Fight Club, 1984, Harry Potter, The Road, plays by Shakespeare, A Confederacy of Dunces, Things They Carried, In Cold Blood, The Great Gatsby, Artemis Fowl

Movies Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, the three Indiana Jones, Monty Python, Jim Carrey movies, Zombieland, The Dark Knight, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Road, I Am Sam, Lion King, Across the Universe, The Goonies, Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Eraserhead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Yes Man, Wayne's World, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, The Mask, Watchmen, Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, Step Brothers, Sucker Punch, A Hard Day's Night, The Stand, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, Forrest Gump

TV Saturday Night Live, Psych, Scrubs, Monty Python, The Cape, House, Jimmy Fallon, The Guild, Monk, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Human Target, Chuck, Doctor Who, Eureka, The Inbetweeners, The Big Bang Theory, Attack of the Show, Modern Family, The Office, Community, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters

Anime (Yes, it needs it's own category) Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Desert Punk, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Trigun, Elfen Lied, Code Geass, Chobits, Death Note, Deadman Wonderland, Eureka Seven, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Durarara, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, InuYasha, One Piece, Pokemon, Samurai Champloo, s-CRY-ed, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Soul Eater

Music The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Them Crooked Vultures, CAKE, Cage the Elephant, ZZ Top, Lonely Island, Soundgarden, Rolling Stones, Kiss, Flaming Lips, TV on the Radio, the Feelies, Queen, Motley Crue, OK Go, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Styx, Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, Radiohead, AC/DC, Boston, Journey, Foghat, MGMT, Minutemen, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, Sex Pistols. I'll listen to just about anything really. I'm not that into country, though. I grew up in Wisconsin and they play it all the time. It's just too depressing for me.

Food That which is edible. I also love to cook. Food always tastes better when I know I made it myself :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Coffee (Life itself just barely wins out)
-Internet (Because everything is done online these days)
-My computer (To use said internet)
-My friends (Original answer, right?)
-Music (Still a totally original answer)
-Cuddling (Because sometimes you just need to not have sex)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things... I really have a hard time concentrating on one thing at a time. You remember that one dog from Up that would always hear a squirrel or something? Yeah, it's kinda like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably gaming, or learning guitar songs, or working, or eating. I could also be sleeping or reading a book or graphic novel. There's really no "typical" Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am secretly the thirteenth Doctor
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You like to cuddle
- Could spend a day just people watching and coming up with crazy back stories for said people
- Agree that Starbucks really isn't that great, just everywhere
- You know the answer to life, the universe, and everything
- Or you want to add me to your D&D group because my magic missile is legen - wait for it - dary
- You read through all this ridiculousness and are still willing to get to actually know me