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26 M Centreville, VA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I prefer getting to know someone in person, but here are a few snippets for ya. I live in my own house, I have a pug named Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, and I usually wear matching socks. I shave my head because it feels really good jumping in water with no hair, plus it makes me more aerodynamic/hydrodynamic. My friends and family are definitely better than yours, I am obsessed with the Redskins, and Ron Swanson is my hero.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach 8th grade civics/economics and coach a lot of swim.
I’m really good at
Swimming, teaching, growing facial hair, picking out a good cigar, making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
My head. Smooth as a baby's bottom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Life of Pi, Brave New World, Animal Farm

Movies: The Lion King, Braveheart, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, 21 Jump Street, all superhero movies (mostly)

TV Shows: FRIENDS, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, How I Met Your Mother, Parks & Rec, Homeland, Newsroom

Music: I could literally listen to anything. I go through phases.

Food: I love all food. Hate mayonnaise passionately due to a fiasco during a whipped cream pie eating contest.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order...

Stiglitz, family/friends, a fantastic razor, a pair of comfortable goggles, my Jesus sandals, warm weather, and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bad the redskins are. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Coaching swim this time of year. State champs!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm obsessed with Disney movies. One of the only times I've cried in my life is when I saw Mufasa die for the first time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you can score an 8/10 or higher on this red-flag quiz.

Directions (since some of you have been asking): If you agree with the statement, give yourself a point.

1. You are not recently out of a relationship and/or are still trying to recover from being emotionally bruised and battered.

2. You do not dye your hair drastically different colors (i.e. brunette to blonde or vice versa and etc) more than twice a year.

3. You like dogs. Specifically pugs.

4. You enjoy at least one of the following - Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Superhero movies. Ill also accept Game of Thrones

5. You have never cheated before.

6. You have a solid group of girlfriends that you enjoy hanging out with as much as possible.

7. You either a) are a football fan, b) are a skins fan, or c) play fantasy football

8. You are close with and enjoy being around your family

9. Have or plan on attaining a college degree and have ambition when it comes to your career.

10. You post less than 1 selfie per day on average via some sort of social networking site.