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27 Chantilly, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:26pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I live in my own house, I have a pug named Sgt. Hugo P. Stiglitz, and I brush my teeth at least 2x per day. I have a very large number of ties/socks. I am most proud of my American themed collection. I shave my head because it feels really good jumping in water with no hair, plus it makes me more aerodynamic and hydrodynamic. Or at least thats what I like telling people. My friends and family are definitely better than yours probably. I am obsessed with the Redskins, and Ron Swanson is my hero.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach 8th grade civics/economics, coach a few different swim teams in the area, and have a little business running on the side (no I'm not a drug dealer). Was in grad school to become a principal possibly one day, but stopped to pursue another opportunity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swimming, teaching, growing facial hair, picking out a good cigar, making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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My head. Smooth as a baby's bottom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Life of Pi, Brave New World, Animal Farm, A Song of Ice and Fire

Movies: The Lion King, Braveheart, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, 21 Jump Street, all superhero movies (mostly)

TV Shows: FRIENDS, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, SOA, Parks & Rec, Homeland, Newsroom

Music: I could literally listen to anything. I go through phases.

Food: I love all food. Hate mayonnaise passionately due to a fiasco during a whipped cream pie eating contest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...

Stiglitz, family/friends, a fantastic razor, a pair of comfortable goggles, my Jesus sandals, warm weather, and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How bad the redskins are. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coaching swim this time of year. State champs!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm obsessed with Disney movies. One of the only times I've cried in my life is when I saw Mufasa die for the first time.