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pwswim

27 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live in my own house, I have a pug named Sgt. Hugo P. Stiglitz, and I brush my teeth at least 2x per day. I have a very large number of ties/socks. I am most proud of my American themed collection. I shave my head because it feels really good jumping in water with no hair, plus it makes me more aerodynamic and hydrodynamic. Or at least thats what I like telling people. My friends and family are definitely better than yours probably. I am obsessed with the Redskins, and Ron Swanson is my hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach 8th grade civics/economics, coach a few different swim teams in the area, and have a little business running on the side. Was in grad school to become a principal possibly one day, but stopped to pursue another opportunity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swimming, teaching, growing facial hair, picking out a good cigar, making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My head. Smooth as a baby's bottom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Life of Pi, Brave New World, Animal Farm

Movies: The Lion King, Braveheart, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, 21 Jump Street, all superhero movies (mostly)

TV Shows: FRIENDS, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, How I Met Your Mother, Parks & Rec, Homeland, Newsroom

Music: I could literally listen to anything. I go through phases.

Food: I love all food. Hate mayonnaise passionately due to a fiasco during a whipped cream pie eating contest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...

Stiglitz, family/friends, a fantastic razor, a pair of comfortable goggles, my Jesus sandals, warm weather, and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How bad the redskins are. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coaching swim this time of year. State champs!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm obsessed with Disney movies. One of the only times I've cried in my life is when I saw Mufasa die for the first time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can score an 8/10 or higher on this red-flag quiz.

And girls... This is just a joke. Stop taking it so seriously. If you're cool, laid back, and easy to talk to... Feel free to message me. But please, stop taking it so personally if you score like a 2 or 3. I'm sure there's someone perfect out there for you.

Directions (since some of you have been asking): If you agree with the statement, give yourself a point.

1. You are not recently out of a relationship and/or are still trying to recover from being emotionally bruised and battered.

2. You do not dye your hair drastically different colors (i.e. brunette to blonde or vice versa and etc) more than four times a year. Unless you're in a profession where it makes sense.

3. You like dogs. Specifically pugs. Cats are fine and everything. But I don't trust people who hate dogs. Plus The Sarge would not approve of my life choices if we were to date.

4. You enjoy at least one of the following - Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Superhero movies. Ill also accept Game of Thrones

5. You have never cheated before.

6. You have a solid group of girlfriends that you enjoy hanging out with as much as possible.

7. You either a) are a football fan, b) are a skins fan, or c) play fantasy football

8. You are close with and enjoy being around your family.

9. Have or plan on attaining a college degree and have ambition when it comes to your career.

10. You post less than 1 selfie per day on average via some sort of social networking site. And if I'm being completely honest, 1 per day is a stretch.