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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–97
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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happy failboat. fledgling intersectional feminist. lgbtq+ confederate, with the growing nerve to challenge gender in praxis. ...squint. poly.

i am fat. like a seal. if you don't like it, or if you don't like seals, WALK AWAY. you may contact me if you want to indulge in orgiastic culinary wonders or if you are a personal trainer with a heart of sweat and gold.

I love knowledge as much as I do old stone.
What I’m doing with my life
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Actively accepting applications from buoyant, zesty thinkers. And feelers. Little of bit of this, little bit of that. You, let's talk.

Reconstructing. Reification. Theory (oh, my little love) only goes so far. Make alternatives exist, & not only for my oral fixation.

I get very intense about deep sea documentaries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossing the street like roadkill.
Flipping pancakes.
Knitting in the dark.
Getting really very excited about food.
Getting really very excited about things in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Clumsy but well-intentioned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My kingdom for a box of pretty words: I like to live between bookends. Chris Kraus. Marjane Satrapi. Audre Lorde. Witold Gombrowicz. Everything Persephone Books ever publishes.

Insane quantities of tea. The swanky, lovingly selected kind.

I adore the theatre. Read: Wajdi Mouawad. I have strikingly intense memories of: The Judas Kiss, above and beyond Rupert Everett's propensity to be an idiot IRL, Cheek By Jowl's Ubu-Roi, Logan's Peter and Alice - cannot even begin to even. Being articulate is overrated. My heart, it hurts. A student production of Julius Caesar. #aiww. Hiddleston's Coriolanus — people who inhabit English as vividly and skilfully as he make me go very melty and wow. (Although his Henry IV gives me suspension of disbelief issues). OH GODS THE OLD VIC'S CRUCIBLE. Also anybody who wants to bask in the memory of Martin Freeman's Richard III and how it totally didn't suck please pick me. Wow.

Movie culture is practically zero. HELP.

JOEY COMEAU. Be still my heart.

Islay whiskies.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Foucault the Magnificent. Checking your privilege; "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!"; the words of women; rowing; why my flat is just outside of Maroush's delivery area. Please please please extend this deadline for me. Hummus.

Donna Haraway on Foucault: "flaccid". BOOM.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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Brain things = good things.

You suffer from a strong case of HIP HOP PAST ALL YOUR TALL SOCIAL HURDLES.