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pyramidmeetseye

33 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a math professor, and I am still, relatively, new to Philly. I have a a good, admittedly warped, sense of humor. I also have a penchant for mischief. I oscillate between being very serious and very ridiculous. Some of my friends have commented that I might be a cartoon character pretending to be a human being.
What I’m doing with my life
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Settling in to Philly. I've lived in Minneapolis, Toronto and NYC previously. I'm originally from New Jersey and am glad to be back on the East coast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, Mischief, Pop Culture Trivia, Housework, Home Repair
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tend to hear me before they see me (I often forget to use my "indoor voice")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Velvet Underground, Pixies, Roky Erickson, Jesus and Mary Chain, Roxy Music, Brian Eno, Clash, Ramones, Delta 5, Ladytron, Epoxies, Talking Heads, WFMU

Books: Neuromancer, Libra, The Man in the High Castle, VALIS

I've also read all the Game of Thrones books and am eager to discuss them with people.

I am currently reading the King Killer Chronicle, which isn't bad if you, like me, are waiting around for the next Game of Thrones book.

Odd fact about me regarding books: for some reason I almost never reread books. The only books I can remember reading twice are Catcher in the Rye and the Great Gatsby. Not sure what this says about me.

TV (Currently airing):It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Game of Thrones, Brooklyn Nine Nine

TV (Old shows): Night Court, News Radio, Get a Life, Law and Order, Little Britain, Black Adder

Movies: Blade Runner, Alien, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Goodfellas, Copland, American Splendor, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Ghost World, Lebowski, Children of Men, Secretary, Election, Sid and Nancy

Food: Chinese, Greek, Italian, French, Middle Eastern, Indian, Fried, a Porterhouse Steak

I also like cartoons and comics, including: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Drink Crow, Maakies, American Splendor, DMZ, Scott Pilgrim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The news. What to have for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out for drinks or watching Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an avid reader of trashy news websites and can probably tell which new starlet is in trouble this week without much thought. I get a real kick out of it when one of those news stories becomes the basis for an episode of SVU.

Also, one of my favorite movies is Weekend at Bernie's.
You should message me if
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You have something you rant about. I always get a kick out of people's rants, whether I agree with them or not. And yes, I have a few of my own.

You are looking for a dining companion to go to some restaurant you've always wanted to try.

You want a crosswords partner.

You want to speculate on what's going on in Game of Thrones.

You want to go to a dive bar.

You want to eat federal donut.

You have opinions about office supplies (nothing beats a metal Swingline, and Pilot Gel Ink > Uniball).

You agree that the Pistachio is the greatest of all nuts.

You are well past your Ayn Rand phase (if you had one).

You are a terrible match (according to OKC) and are also curious as to see how accurate that is.