I'm complex. I'm interested in everything. I believe in freedom, chaos, and anarchy. I'm Agnostic. I'm a space case, when outside I'm usually looking up. I've been described as an angry old man. Most of the time I'm not interested in or aware of my surroundings. I like to stay active, I can't usually sit still for long. Dirt bikes, walks, bike rides, snowboarding, wakeboarding, snow/wake skating, skateboarding, surfing, swimming, fishing, kayaking, camping...etc. I get claustrophobic if I'm indoors too long. I love playing guitar, drums, and bass. Guitars are something I can never have enough of. I love computers, electronics, and technology, but I hate phones. I hate txtmsgs [sic] and all the stupid abbreviations, acronyms, and butchered grammar associated with them. I can't STAND people who use the word, "like" in between every other fucking word. I hate liars, politicians, cops, and corporations (redundant much?). I hate all the psychologically manipulative advertising that is shoved down our throats every day. Television is evil. I hate people who litter. I hate fat people. I'm sorry, but I do. Get up, go outside, and do something. Repeat. Problem solved. Oh, and maybe don't eat so much SHIT. I love good food. I hate fast food. I like to fuck with people. I'm chivalrous. I do drugs, but only the good ones, and only as intended. I love to dance but can't do it. I can't sing. I hate cigarettes and wish I could quit. I'm vulgar and offensive. I want to meet somebody different, someone off the wall, unique, abstract, and independent. I want to find someone who will will go on random adventures with me at odd hours of the night or morning. I'm random. I'm hairy, love it or leave it. I ramble, I mumble. I hate talking about myself.

After 5 years of debauchery and self indulgence, I'm working my ass off to do important things, such as leave the country, and go to school abroad...

I won't lie to you, my life is a mess. But I've got a master plan....

....and I always get shit done.

.....a life goal of mine is to have sex is space.

...anything I put my mind to.

Seriously, I've got skills.

I'll blow your fucking mind.

Apparently my eyes.

Lots of people say I'm intimidating when you first meet me. Lots of people think I hate them. But I really only hate two people in this world.

...oh, and I'm, "impossible".

Movies: Pi: Faith in Chaos, Fight Club, Human Traffic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ed Wood, Betelguese, The Weatherman, American Psycho, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Memento, James Bond 007, Animal House, V For Vendetta, Italian Job, Oceans 11, Star Wars, Indiana Jones ......

Favorite bands are: At the Drive-In, Dillinger Escape Plan, Between the Buried and Me, Misfits, Protest the Hero, Unearth, Genghis Tron, The Human Abstract, Arsonists Get All the Girls, Foo Fighters, Tiger Army, A Fire Inside (pre-Sing the Sorrow), Alkaline Trio, Pulley, Bad Religion, The Vandals, Operation Ivy, (hed)PE, 36 Crazyfists, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Kottonmouth Kings, Atmosphere, Deltron 3030, Living Legends, Swollen Members, Cut Chemist, Sweatshop Union....I could list a billion, I LOVE music.

I LOVE ALLLLLLLLLLL FOOD!!! Pasta, steak, sea food, sushi, gyros, fruits, vegetables,

Man's greatest achievement yet is making food taste good...

* Internet
* A guitar
* My awesome friends
* Music
* FOOOOD!!!!!!
* A bike/extreme sports

....and the stars.....

FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!!! My brain never stops. I'm always day dreaming, or contemplating how something works or why life is the way is it or how to take over the planet or......there's no limit. So many sleepless nights up pondering existence. I plan on eventually just figuring EVERYTHING out, then profiting.

Ideally? Camping with friends.

Usually? Getting stoned on the back porch by myself.

I am FUCKED up.

...you want to go on an adventure.