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28 / M / Straight / Single

Akron, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and very serious about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure. (that should tell you quite a bit about me if you get the reference.)

I'm a crazy, goofy, geeky, eccentric smartass of a pyromaniac. I'm very easily entertained and quote movies and songs all the time. I'm full of useless knowledge. I sing along to the radio in my car. I'm very random and sarcastic. I love fixing computers. I love learning about technology.

I am a die-hard Cleveland sports fan! I'm always up for an Indians game during the summer, or a Browns game in the fall/winter. I'd like to go to more of both games this year.

I currently have 3 medium to large tattoos, and I definitely want more! They're all in places I can cover up if the necessity should arise. I know exactly what my next 2 are going to be, I just need to decide on a location.
What I’m doing with my life
I finally found my niche in life, now I'm trying to make it a full time career. I'm licensed in Ohio and the surrounding states to run professional fireworks shows.

It's so much fun, and quite exhilarating! My ideal goal is to work for Pyrotecnico full time, just waiting on a show producer position to open up.

I got my class C CDL to be able to transport the fireworks, as they are classified by the DOT as a hazardous material. At some point, I'd like to get a driving job, because I love road trips, but for now, I work as the department manager of electronics, photo lab, and connection center (cell phones) at walmart. It's not so bad, and it pays the bills.
I’m really good at
working on computers, electronics, blowing stuff up, coming up with sarcastic comments, laughing at random times for no reason at all, knowing that song on the radio that you heard and don't know who sings it, and coming up with other random and useless bits of knowledge
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, it can either be my (usually) long (sometimes) black hair, my teddy bear like physique, or my facial hair (one way or another, I am very seldom clean shaven). Once I open my mouth, people notice my caustic sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: the Harry Potter series, Lord of the rings series, Left Behind series, Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, basically, anything with a good plotline.

movies: I'm a huge movie nerd... I love horror, comedy, action, thriller, and some sci fi. Some favorites include Snatch, Boondock Saints, the Hangover, Zombieland, Shaun of the dead, Empire Records, & the Saw series

shows: How I Met Your Mother, CSI: Las Vegas, Leverage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Walking Dead

music: my tastes fluctuate quite a bit depending on my mood. I like techno, trance, industrial, alternative, classic rock, hard rock, metal, top 40, and anything Celtic. Some of my favorite artists (in no particular order) are Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Nine Inch Nails, Static-x, Pink Floyd, Eluveitie, Lacuna Coil, Paul Oakenfold, Lady Gaga, Flogging Molly, the list could go on and on. Lately, my tastes have been leaning more towards a "dancable" beat (even though I rarely dance, just love the style of music) which covers more of the top 40, trance, house, & industrial/industrial metal type genres, but I do branch out to pretty much any genre aside from country. I told you I was all over the board.

food: I love sushi! I also have a major Chipotle addiction.
The six things I could never do without
1. My family - Being homeschooled all my life, I grew a lot closer to my mom & sister than most family relationships. *insert manly voice here* not to say I'm a mama's boy or anything... but family is very important to me.
2. My true friends - They are few, but they put up with my shenanigans, rival my randomness, and are always there to smack me on the back of the head and say "dumbass!", then welcome me back to the fold when I make a mistake.
3. My Pyrotechnic's licenses - It's a huge part of my life. I've been doing pyrotechnics for 7 years now, and I can't imagine where my life would be without it.
4. Music - Music is my life. I find myself referencing a song to fit any situation & a lyric to fit any mood, and burst into (perhaps out of tune) singing constantly.
5. My driver's/motorcycle license - I went a year and a half without driving, and, amongst other reasons, I consider that time to be the darkest time of my life. Driving/riding is a huge stress release for me. After a long day at work, nothing blows off steam better than a drive/ride through the valley.
6. My spoiled princess of a cat, Minerva - I rescued her from a horrible situation, and she became my world. I could be in the depths of the worst depression, but walking through the door and seeing her come running to greet me will always bring a smile to my face. (if you're severely allergic to cats, we may not get along so well.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It's a noisy place inside my head. My mind is constantly running. Either with song lyrics, or observations about my surroundings. The more relevent topics of late have been work related or wishing this dreary winter was over so I can blow stuff up and take my bike out again... but said subjects have been known to be interupted with randomness such as if time travel were possible, & what it would be like to fly, or serious subjects, like where my life is, compared to where it was, and where I'll end up.
On a typical Friday night I am
depends on what time of year. During the summer, I'm either doing a fireworks show for a baseball game, going to a baseball game, going to Rockin On The River, Lock 3, or 69 taps. Or a combination of that. But during the dark times of winter, I'm either at work, or at home keeping warm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if I told you that, it wouldn't be private, would it?
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
first and foremost, if you are not looking for drama, because this is a drama free zone! Other than that, if you think I'm cool, have a question, criticism, friendly debate, or just for shits & giggles. I'm always up for meeting someone new. All that I ask is that you can articulate a complete sentence. One of my greatest pet peeves is when people type like there's a shortage of vowels in the world, use text speak, and have the sentence structure of a 6 year old with a crayola.