Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm laid back, extroverted and fond of making people laugh. At the
moment I spend my time writing, cooking, doing webstuff and hanging
out with excellent people. I'm always up for meeting more excellent
I like people. I'm pansexual. If you're cute, clever and funny,
chances are I'll fancy you. Coloured hair, piercings and an
alternative style are always a plus.
I'm polyamorous, and in a relationship with a wonderful boy but
always willing to meet new people and see what happens. I love
going on dates! Take me on a date! Let me take you on one!
I'm particularly interested in meeting girls at the moment since
there are already a ton of men in my life. But I'm also crap at
messaging girls cos I am a little nervous. If you are a cute girl,
Feminist lefty queer activism stuff too. Gotta stick that in
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer, comedian and professional queer. I also work in
kitchens cos you know, I need money, and so I'm pretty decent at
cooking. Let me cook for you!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh (I hope), talking, more talking, telling
anecdotes, talking and cooking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of fantasy, but plenty of 'literary fiction' as well.
My favourite two authors are Kazuo Ishiguro and Sarah Waters.
I like movies that are fun and/or intelligent.
I'm a terrible goth who actually prefers emo music. FALL OUT
I fucking love food. All of it. My mum is a chef and I've picked up
a love of food from her, as well as a bit of her talent. I'll make
the dinner, you bring the wine... It's amazing I'm still this
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cigarettes, alcohol, attractive people, good company, handcuffs and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
WHY I AM NOT WRITING AS MUCH AS I SHOULD DO
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the company of witty and/or attractive friends in an alternative
bar somewhere in London getting a little drunk and calling each
other cunts in the most endearing manner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be a compulsive liar. But I got over it. (Or did I?
You should message me if
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You're cute, open and up for a night out and a LOT of conversation.
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