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My self-summary
I'm laid back, extroverted and fond of making people laugh. At the moment I spend my time writing, cooking, doing webstuff and hanging out with excellent people. I'm always up for meeting more excellent people.

I like people. I'm pansexual. If you're cute, clever and funny, chances are I'll fancy you. Coloured hair, piercings and an alternative style are always a plus.

I'm polyamorous, and in a relationship with a wonderful boy but always willing to meet new people and see what happens. I love going on dates! Take me on a date! Let me take you on one!

I'm particularly interested in meeting girls at the moment since there are already a ton of men in my life. But I'm also crap at messaging girls cos I am a little nervous. If you are a cute girl, message me!

Feminist lefty queer activism stuff too. Gotta stick that in somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer, comedian and professional queer. I also work in kitchens cos you know, I need money, and so I'm pretty decent at cooking. Let me cook for you!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (I hope), talking, more talking, telling anecdotes, talking and cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of fantasy, but plenty of 'literary fiction' as well. My favourite two authors are Kazuo Ishiguro and Sarah Waters.
I like movies that are fun and/or intelligent.

I'm a terrible goth who actually prefers emo music. FALL OUT BOY.

I fucking love food. All of it. My mum is a chef and I've picked up a love of food from her, as well as a bit of her talent. I'll make the dinner, you bring the wine... It's amazing I'm still this skinny.
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes, alcohol, attractive people, good company, handcuffs and blindfolds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
In the company of witty and/or attractive friends in an alternative bar somewhere in London getting a little drunk and calling each other cunts in the most endearing manner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be a compulsive liar. But I got over it. (Or did I? ooooh)
You should message me if
You're cute, open and up for a night out and a LOT of conversation.