I'm laid back, extroverted and fond of making people laugh. At the
moment I spend my time writing, cooking, doing webstuff and hanging
out with excellent people. I'm always up for meeting more excellent
I like people. I'm pansexual. If you're cute, clever and funny,
chances are I'll fancy you. Coloured hair, piercings and an
alternative style are always a plus.
I'm polyamorous, and in a relationship with a wonderful boy but
always willing to meet new people and see what happens. I love
going on dates! Take me on a date! Let me take you on one!
I'm particularly interested in meeting girls at the moment since
there are already a ton of men in my life. But I'm also crap at
messaging girls cos I am a little nervous. If you are a cute girl,
Feminist lefty queer activism stuff too. Gotta stick that in
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer, comedian and professional queer. I also work in
kitchens cos you know, I need money, and so I'm pretty decent at
cooking. Let me cook for you!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (I hope), talking, more talking, telling
anecdotes, talking and cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of fantasy, but plenty of 'literary fiction' as well.
My favourite two authors are Kazuo Ishiguro and Sarah Waters.
I like movies that are fun and/or intelligent.
I'm a terrible goth who actually prefers emo music. FALL OUT
I fucking love food. All of it. My mum is a chef and I've picked up
a love of food from her, as well as a bit of her talent. I'll make
the dinner, you bring the wine... It's amazing I'm still this
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes, alcohol, attractive people, good company, handcuffs and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
WHY I AM NOT WRITING AS MUCH AS I SHOULD DO
On a typical Friday night I am
In the company of witty and/or attractive friends in an alternative
bar somewhere in London getting a little drunk and calling each
other cunts in the most endearing manner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be a compulsive liar. But I got over it. (Or did I?
You should message me if
You're cute, open and up for a night out and a LOT of conversation.