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qlir

23 / M / straight / Single

Denver, Colorado

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Asian, Native American
Height
6' 5" (1.95m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Tagalog (Fluently)

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I am fat, dumb, and boring.

My Self-Summary

The first thing that you should know about me is that I'm cripplingly agoraphobic and vestiphobic, which basically means that I'm unable to leave my room, wear clothes, or be around people wearing clothes (thank god they made the snuggie; it's not clothes, it's a blanket you can wear!). Unfortunately this means we won't be able to meet up besides completely naked in my bedroom. Me, I'd love nothing more than to go see a romantic comedy, but we all have our issues, right?

What I’m doing with my life

Well, I'm hoping not to make it out of my 20s, so a "plan" or "goal" seems unnecessary.

I’m really good at

life.

The first things people usually notice about me

The giant purple dinosaur that follows me around with his damned sign. Shit, I think I forgot my pills again.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

TWILIGHT!!! Oh my gosh, if you love Twilight we should talk all day and all night about it and then the next day and maybe sleep that night cuz we're gonna stop making sense and need some recharging so that we can talk about twilight some more!!!!

The six things I could never do without

water, food, oxygen, sleep, lotion, ?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

sex.

On a typical Friday night I am

playing Mario Kart.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

When I was a little kid... my priest, uncle, and hockey coach got together... and... no, nevermind

You should message me if

you're left-handed. I only involve myself with left-handed girls. Sometimes right-handed girls will try to convince me that they're left-handed but eventually they slip up or realize that a right-handed person is who they are and that they can't change that. Maybe a right-handed girl could care about me enough that she'd actually become left-handed through sheer force of will, but I'll believe it when I see it.