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qloriaisfake

26 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I yam what I yam.

I suppose I'm what you would call a nerd. I like scifi, specfically Dr. Who and Star Trek, among others. I enjoy most things people consider 'nerdy' - film festivals, movie nights, video games. I work in datascience industry so I'm surrounded by dudes with the same interests as me so that leads to some fun conversation.

Do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a marketing data scientist for a marketing agency company. They whore me out to a Fortune 50 company. I work as little as possible for as much money as I can convince people to give me.

I like going to bars with my friends. I love cooking meals for people. I love TV/Film.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
Drinking very slowly.
Drinking very quickly.
Not drinking because I know that my friends are wasted and I have to be the responsible one.
Making people feel uncomfortable when they're being assholes.
Making people feel comfortable when they aren't assholes and I think they're genuinely awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses & Bangs are apparently my brand.
Tattoos.
I snort when I laugh sometimes. Wanna fight about it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Movies: Coherence, Ghost World, Aliens, District 9, The Wrath of Khan, Toy Story 3, There Will Be Blood, Die Hard, Demolition Man, The Running Man, Penelope, Love Actually, Serenity, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Times Square

I love sci-fi in general so I like sci-fi books, but I've been really getting into urban fantasy stuff. Right now I'm going through a bunch of Terry Prachette books.

Music: I have a lot of guilty pleasure music. I also like a lot of stuff that is apparently 'cool to like.' I can pretty much get into any type of music as long as it's well done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My glasses.
2. My dog
3. Video Streaming services
4. Internet
5. Air?
6. Clean underwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is full of thoughts that aren't polite to talk about with strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Random hot tubs with friends
- Making fires and drinking beer
- East Sixth
- Conversations about religion, politics, and your mom until 6 am.
- Doing hoodrat things with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of penguins. I am aware how weird that makes me, but I can't help it. When I was younger I would have dreams about penguins chasing me down and pecking out my eyes. It was quite traumatizing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
+ You have a good idea you'd like to share with me.
+ You want to cause trouble with me.
+ You'd like to see what sort of adventures we can have.
+ I'm being serious about the 'new friends' thing. Even if you're not attracted to me, but think we'd get along as friends -- I'm totally game.