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qloriaisfake

26 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
General nerd, tattooed, septum pierced, cooking enthusiast, dog lover, wine drinker, data scientist, nap taker, friend maker.

I have a group of awesome friends. I love my family. My soul mate is my dog. Long conversations over drinks and heart to hearts with friends make me happy.

I need a new book to read. This is always applicable.

I prefer Masterchef Jr. to regular Masterchef.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making conversation. Playing fetch. Reading. Making. Writing. Analyzing. Planning. Doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Drinking very slowly. Drinking very quickly. Making people feel comfortable. Taking cuisine risks. Reading books too quickly. Becoming emotionally attached to fictional characters. Bathing dogs. Making recommendations on music/movies/books based on what I know about a person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses. Bangs. Lips. Tattoos.

Or the big goofy dog that is currently trying to kiss passersby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Movies: Coherence, Ghost World, Aliens, District 9, The Wrath of Khan, Toy Story 3, There Will Be Blood, Die Hard, Demolition Man, The Running Man, Penelope, Love Actually, Serenity, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Times Square, The Fifth Element, Birdman, Jacky in the Kindgom of Women

Books: Pratchett, Gaiman, Dick, Haldeman, Lovecraft, Orwell, Heller, Kafka, Bukowski, Palahnuik, Vonnegut, Suess.

Music: Kishi Bashi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Miniature Tigers, The Magnetic Fields, Dr. Dog, Foxy Shazam, Scissor Sisters, The Wombats, Bombadil, Willy Nelson, 50s/60s Girl Groups, The Decemberists, The Shins, Dirty Projectors, Sunset Rubdown
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My glasses.
2. My dog
3. Video Streaming services
4. Internet
5. Air?
6. Clean underwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe. The well being of loved ones. Traveling. Music/Movies/Books. The Past. The Present. The Future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Reading a book. Cooking a meal. Cleaning my house. Making something. Destroying something. Drinking wine. Conversing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of penguins.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
+ You have a good idea you'd like to share with me.
+ You want to cause trouble with me.
+ You'd like to see what sort of adventures we can have.
+ I'm being serious about the 'new friends' thing. Even if you're not attracted to me, but think we'd get along as friends -- I'm totally game.