For a $20 donation to charity, you'll get a buffet dinner, free drinks, and a night full of swing dancing! For an extra $5 more, you can fill out a profile and "match" people with similar interests. Meet and Eat!

Feb 12, 2007
6:15p
Austin Grill: 2400 Boston St, Baltimore, MD

Dinner via Austin Grill and Swing Dancing via Charm City Swing:
In advance online: $20
At the door: $25
+$5 for optional profile matching

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Smart AND Attractive: Can those two qualities coexist in a guy? Along w/ good conversational skills?

...Or is that too much to ask for? One of my med school friends claims that attractiveness and intelligence are inversely proportional. Another friend claims that engineers can't write, and that it's unfair to ask any guy to be able to do both math and creative writing. I like to think that I can do both, but perhaps it's easier in science-y women b/c our corpus callosum is more highly developed, and there's more communication between our cerebral hemispheres. =b But, honestly, if someone's smart, then shouldn't things like grammar or linguistic fluency be somewhere in there? One can only hope.

That said, I think my perfect guy would be the manifestation of Firefox, OkCupid, and/or Google.

apt-get install foxy ogle-licious angel

(From a collaborative conversation w/ a friend. Aren't we nerds? =b)

My listed blog is a catalog of events, but "the real me" is hidden behind a few other arbitrary Internet links. To be explicitly honest, I'm not of the uber sunshine variety. Who is, really? I like being straightforward to the brutal utmost. It makes for interesting conversations, don't you think? That said, I heartily appreciate intelligence and grammatical fluency, as well as any voluntary dabbling in creative wit and witticisms. Do you? I hope so. It makes the world a better place. :)

Question #1: Would you rather fall in love with a sunset? Or a sunrise?

Question #2: Hey, Baby -- are you a laser? You get my Photons all excited! =b

Here's my first journalistic endeavour via OkCupid:

Introductory statements are always key -- one usually craves to leave a lasting good impression. Therefore, I'll leave you w/ some absolutely wonderful pick-up lines.

- Hey, baby -- wanna test the 'k' of my bedsprings?
- Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel IRRATIONAL when I am around you...
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone #?
- You are one well-defined function.
- Hey, baby -- I wish I was your integral; can I find the area under your curves?
- Hey, baby �= wanna be sinusoidal functions? We could oscillate horizontally�
- Want a hot Euler body massage?
- Could I integrate your natural log?
- Why don't you come over later so you can balance my equation?
- Nice parabolas.
- What's my z-score of getting laid?
- Your clothes define one tight function. Is it differentiable everywhere?
- If beauty were a vector field, you'd have a positive divergence.
- In the vector field of love, you've got a positive curl everywhere!
- Why don't we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction?
- You're the eigenvector in my matrix of love.
- You look harmonic -- can I be your driving force?
- Hey, baby -- I'm a particle and you're a quantum potential... can I penetrate your classically forbidden region?
- You and me... in parallel or in series?
- Every time I see you, 1000 non-ohmic resistors melt in my heart.
- Hey, baby -- I'm a changing magnetic field. You feel a voltage anywhere?
- Your lips are like two equipotential surfaces...
- Your bell curves are nicely distributed!
- I'd love to instantiate your structure.
- You make me exothermic.
- Let's get in that tub and make an aqueous solution.
- National Geography Bee pick-up line: Oman, I want Djibouti!
- I love the humanities -- I'm very fuzzy, wanna feel?
- Hey, baby -- you're exciting my electrons. Wanna try some chemical bondage?
- Hey baby, how about I tinker with your software while you turn on my hardware?

Biology-Based

- I lost my genetic code, can I have yours?
- Hey, my Y is almost as big as my X.
- Can I exchange materials with your surroundings?
- Asexual reproduction is for pansies.
- Hey, baby -- let's get together later to converge.
- Hey, baby -- I'm homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?
- Hey, baby -- you're a substrate and I'm an enzyme. Wanna test the lock and key model?
- Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.


More lines can be found here:
http://askthebeaver.blogspot.com/2005/01/q5-pick-up-lines_20.html
(If you liked these, you might want to try taking my test:
http://okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3171472814873021250
...The Uber Biology Geek Test. =b)

PS: OkCupiders: I love the clock! (See upper right of the "Updated Journal" screen.)
^_~