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26 M Greenwood, IN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am emboldened by an unshakable belief in the human race. Now I've got the pretentious, yet vague opener out of the way.

I'm staggeringly smart, hilariously funny, oozing with confidence, as gorgeous as a deity, as charming as Casanova, and as humble as a saint. My interests vary from playing music to being an avid boxing fan.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have just finished a duel degree in Communications and Culture and Telecommunications. I have gained no technical skills from this, but you'd better be damn sure I can write a bullshit paper. Aside from that, I'm learning and growing. Those who go through life with no desire to improve themselves are wasting their time.

I'm currently learning how to cook, exercising, reading, and laughing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, making people laugh, working a group of people, winning at Settlers of Catan, losing at DDR, making doop faces, getting antsy for no reason, going to Chinese buffets and eating too much crab rangoon, Super Smash Bros. (Nintendo 64, of course), Mario Kart (64 again), using parenthesis, getting people to dance, making friends with animals, caring too much about other people, smiling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, I'm loud, and I don't afraid of much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Guacamole, cookie cakes, fried eggs, rice, onions, garlic, mushrooms

The Great Gatsby, Catch 22, almost anything Vonnegut, Hitchhiker's Guide

The Beatles, Rollerskate Skinny, 1990s, The Byrds, Green Day, Beck, Big Star, Husker Du, The Pixies, Animal Collective, Gang Starr, Booker T and MGs, Television, Bright Eyes, Leonard Cohen, Dinosaur Jr., The Cars, Deltron 3030, Charizma, The Strokes, Michael Jackson, The Stone Roses, The Applies in Stereo, R.E.M., Nirvana, Radiohead, The Beach Boys, The Talking Heads, Blondie, Bob Dylan, The Magnetic Fields, Dave Brubeck, Guided By Voices, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Strummer, Lemon Jelly, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Meat Puppets, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Pavement, Ride, Slowdive, The Streets, Wilco, Weezer, XTC
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists
2. Music
3. People
8. The number 4
5. ?????
6. Profit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People, storms, cats, boxing, wishing I could fly, wishing I would win the lottery despite my unwillingness to gamble, how to stop caring and love the bomb, how to slip in obvious references to stuff I like, how to leave my body for a night
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to orchestrate orgies and nearly failing
You should message me if
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If you want someone to doop back and forth with over the internet (even if you just want to trade links to silly and offensive pictures)

If you want to be friends.

If you want to convince my girlfriend into a three-way.

If you want to tell me a joke.

If you want a compliment so your day is a little better.