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28 Oldsmar, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Space camp
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a rude dude with a crude 'tude.

My two cardinal rules for living in Florida:
1. Don't trust anyone who doesn't like Jimmy Buffet.
2. Don't trust anyone who wears socks.

ESFP Y'all!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On the highway to heck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Becoming aware of swinging my arms while walking and feeling really self conscious about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How impossibly chill I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: The Memories, White Fang, Terry Malts, BOOM, Jeff The Brotherhood, Natural Child, Ty Segall, Jacuzzi Boys, The Moonhearts, The Beets, Juan Wauters, Almighty Defenders, MC5, Death, Shannon and The Clams, Thee Oh Sees, Hunx, Nobunny, Mean Jeans, Diarrhea Planet, The Growlers, Lovvers, Smith Westerns, Curtis Harding, Davila 666, Traditional Fools, The Strangeloves, The Standells, Thee Headcoats, Sam Sham and The Pharaohs, Gary Glitter, T.Rex, Bay City Rollers, The Ronettes, The Shangri-Las, mostly anything Phil Spector has done (except the Beatles garbage) and lots more.

Movies: I will watch any movie regardless if I think I'm going to like it or not. Although I am partial to indie comedies and 70's kung fu flicks.

Shows: I watch a lot of really good TV, but I also watch a lot of really bad TV.

Books: Comic books, and regular books. Kerouac, Klosterman, Hornby, Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Hemmingway, all the cool dudes.

Food: BBQ. Pretty much anything that is meat. I would kill for a pizza. I would LITERALLY kill for a pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tampa Bay Rowdies, family, rock'n'roll, pizza, bodacious babes, and good vibes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dad jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Howlin' at the moon. Boppin' to some tunes. Reading comics. Watching movies. Hanging with friends at the bar, watching/going to Tampa Bay Rowdies games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to use the three sea shells.
You should message me if
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You put crushed red pepper on your pizza.