Dude, I'm really bad at summarizing myself, but I'll give it a try. I'm a huge fan of the 90's aesthetic and its colloquialisms. It was a simpler time and everyone seemed to be having a lot more fun. Everyone is too serious these days, or at least it seems that way. I am hardly ever serious. Even when I am I'm not too serious. My sense of humor can be dark, it can be dry, it can be vulgar, it can be childish, it can be self deprecating. If it seems like I'm being mean, I promise I'm not. I can be really laid back, but at the same time I can get annoyed really quick. Some have mistaken this for elitism. I'm not better than anyone else, I'm most likely worse, some people are just idiots. I collect comic books and records. How crazy is that!? (

But, dude, seriously, I just love having fun. I don't care what I'm doing, where I am, what time it is, who I'm with...I'm having SO MUCH FUCKING FUN! I could literally just be sitting on my couch doing absolutely nothing and having the time of my life. WE'RE EXISTING! WE'RE ALIVE! WE'RE HUMANS! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT SHIT! BIRDS ARE TINY DINOSAURS! HOW COULD YOU EVER BE BORED!

I just purchased a townhouse and have been feverishly decorating and renovating the shit out of it. The downstairs is in the process of being possessed by the spirit of a really awkward 70's hunting lodge. Upstairs is all comic books all the time. Wall to wall, boner inducing, caped goodness. If you don't like dead animals you will not be comfortable in my house.

That's me. If you are curious about any other facets of my life message me about it, dude. If you want to tell me I'm cool/a fucking idiot please do. I'm sure you're cool and wanna talk about cool stuff or maybe even do cool things. Let's be cool.

Living it.

Becoming aware of swinging my arms while walking and feeling really self conscious about it.

Generally that I have a pretty big beard. Beyond that, probably my eyes.

Music: I listen to a lot of rock'n'roll, both new and old. Phil Spector shit is pretty rad. I'm really into Jeff The Brotherhood, Le Yikes Surf Club, Shangri-Las, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Ty Segall, Jacuzzi Boys, Spacin', Oblivians, Guantanamo Baywatch, Nobunny, Jay Reatard, FIDLAR, Nice Face, Wax Idols, Natural Child, Them, Mickey, Yussuf Jerusalem, La Secte Du Futur, The Drags, Everly Brothers, Roy Orbison, Songs: Ohia, Magnolia Electric Co., Silversun Pickups, Bad Sports, Ramones, Vibrators, Mean Jeans, Bleached, Vibrators, The You Are Minez, New York Dolls, Mujeres, Davila 666, Xray Eyeballs, Ketamines, Thee Marvin Gays, The Dogs, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's, Diarrhea Planet, T. Rex, Chains of Love, The Beets, Brimstone Howl, Mewithoutyou, Thee Oh Sees, Shimmering Stars, Sam Cooke, Box Elders, Shannon And The Clams, Heavy Cream, Terry Malts, and basically stuff that sounds like that. To any cool bands that I didn't list by name I'm sorry and I love you.

Movies: Anything connected to David Wain, Shaw Brothers films, Jim Jarmusch, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, David Lynch, Godard and the other French New Wave dudes, Troma Films, any late 80's/early 90's surf/skate comedy (i.e. Thrashin', Back To The Beach, Hard Ticket To Hawaii...), lots of documentaries...you get the general idea.

Shows: I watch a lot of really good TV, but I also watch a lot of really bad TV.

Books: Comic books. Current pull list includes, but is not limited to:

DC: Animal Man, Batman, Batman and Robin, Batman Inc., Constantine, Detective Comics, Nightwing, Swamp Thing, Talon

Marvel: All-New X-Men, Avengers, Captain America, Daredevil: End of Days, Deadpool, Deadpool Killustrated, Gambit, Hawkeye, Indestructible Hulk, New Avengers, Savage Wolverine, Secret Avengers, Superior Spider-Man, Thor: God of Thunder, Wolverine, Wolverine: MAX, Uncanny Avengers, Uncanny X-Men

Image: East of West, Non-Humans, Revival, Sex

Don't get me wrong, I read regular books too. Probably the same ones as everyone else on here (Palahniuk, Klosterman, Vonnegut, Kerouac, basically all the beat stuff.)

Food: BBQ. Pretty much anything that is meat. I would kill for a pizza. I would LITERALLY kill for a pizza.

Comic books, family, rock'n'roll, pizza, bodacious babes, and good vibes.

Fuck it, dawg. Life's a risk.

Howlin' at the moon. Boppin' to some tunes. Reading comics. Watching movies. Hanging with friends at the bar, watching/going to Tampa Bay Rowdies games.

I guess it's weird to not like craft beers. This is my life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTc3Choroo

You put crushed red pepper on your pizza.