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28 Hoboken, NJ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 23
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Used up
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Easy-going but always looking for new things to do. Compassionate, intelligent, hilarious and married to no cultural clique. Avid traveler. Loves the jungle, the ocean, ruins and museums. Comedy is God. Abnormal, opinionated. Enjoys writing profiles using a third-person, quietly omniscient narrator. "Sound mostly good to you? You'll probably like him," he typed while absently staring into the dark corner of the room, where the closet door remained broken and ajar after all those years. And somewhere in the distance a coyote howled.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a comedian. I live laughter. I write constantly, perform and make videos just as much. I travel a lot to go where there aren't people and be in nature. I spend a lot of time with friends and do a good job being present with them. And my dogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. In any form. Making people laugh. Baseball. Thinking. Rapping. SCUBA diving. Trivia. Analyzing data and your writing. Other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What do you think they register first: that I'm a person, that I'm male, that I'm (mostly) caucasian or that I'm a brunette (bruno? -ette is a weird ending for a dude describing his hair)?

Or maybe they notice my bitchin' ride. (1997 forest green Subaru Outback, ladies.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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James Joyce. Ernest Hemingway. Junot Diaz. Marvel Comics. Sci/Fi.

Anchorman. The Royal Tenenbaums. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. The Avengers. Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Archer. Mr. Show. Game of Thrones. Battlestar Galactica. Louie.

Nirvana. Eminem. Kanye West. Al Green. Skrillex.

Indian. Mexican. Italian. Amurrcan. Breakfast.

Oh. And Marvel over DC, and Spider-Man over anything else. If you walk up to me and say "Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot" as a pickup line, chances are we'll kiss upside down and then get married, MJ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter inducers (standup hours and movies and tv).
All of my senses except maybe smell.
Top six lists.
Reading material (books and comics).
Writing material.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics. Comedy. Literature. Movies. Animals. History. Science. Embarrassingly stupid funny things. Superheroes. Girls. World issues. Space (but I know nothing about it. It's all conjecture.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing. Or out with friends. Or writing a bunch of jokes and sketches. Or telling my dog the meaning of life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I climbed a subway train once. It wasn't smart, but I wasn't harmed.
I have traveled a lot since I was a kid, and it may have made me a little bit spacy sometimes.
You should message me if
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Not trying to change that. Didn't kill the profile because I have met cool people here in non-dating ways and a lot of work went into making this thing. Be advised that I am not looking for romance right now, but good luck out here with your bad self.


You think I'm the bee's pajamas or the cat's knees.

Also if you're a woman with an edgy haircut and I see you reading a Spider-Man book while listening to a comedy album because you think they're awesome and not because you can't interact with other humans comfortably, I'm pretty sure you are my soulmate.

Are you social justice-y and feminist but have retained your ability to laugh at a good joke about anything? Do you operate from intentions and are you clear about them to the people you interact with? Are you going to suppress the desire to ask me to tell you a joke when I'm not on stage and just let the funny flow naturally in conversation? Let's talk. I will make you laugh. A lot.

Ahh and the ever-important what I'm looking for. I want someone in my life that I enjoy spending time with. And I think that is profoundly simple until we complicate it. I'm in the phase of life where lesser relationships can be extremely fulfilling, but if the big one shows up I am ready for it.