If I sent you a message that was strangly worded chances are I sent it while stoned.
I've been told I'm really funny in a dry intellectual sort of way and have a sharp wit, Also I've been mistaken for Jemaine Clement, Ernesto Guevara and a black guy.
I like going outside in the middle of the night when the rain is absolutely pouring. I've recently discovered that I'm actually pretty good with kid after having to watch five kids all under the age of 8 at a pool and none of them even died.
Side note: Ive done some pretty badass things in my life, I have been involved in a car chase and even though I was shooting a nerf gun at a Prius my friend was driving it was still awesome, I also jumped from a moving car once even though it was only going like 10 miles per hour it looked cool. Don't let these anecdotes give you the wrong impression just because I've done incredibly stupid things does not mean I'm stupid, right?
Other side note: I one day hope to have two cats named Chairman Meow and Saddam Pussein.