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27 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:40am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My grandparents met on here, why can't we?

I'm quite tall and thin. I couldn't grow a beard to save my life. I've drank Windex and Pine Sol. I've eaten dog food. I wear jeans in any weather. I love cooking and experimenting in the kitchen. I'm an ordained minister. I'm also a certified rescue diver. I'm a huge fan of trivia and host a pub quiz at a popular bar in the city. I have two tattoos. I love running. I just started doing yoga. I am a board game snob. I brew my own beer. I like cream cheese and avocado on my hamburgers (Don't bash it until you've tried it). I make amazing hummus and can roll sushi like a champ.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a strange job. I'll let you try and figure out what it is. It takes place in an office, though, I'll give you that.

On the side, I work part time performing magic. I know it sounds lame, but people think it's pretty awesome. I've preformed for Tiger Woods (pre-controversy) and Bill Clinton (post-controversy).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting things off the top shelf. My old boss used to say that I'm convenient because I'm cheaper than a ladder.
Killing spiders.
Being confidently awkward.
Laughing and cracking jokes at everyday situations.
Board games.
Picking the slowest line at Ikea.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They notice the aura of awesomeness that I give off.

Either that or how tall I am...

Now that I think of it, probably the latter. I'm 6'3. And that's not "internet dating site 6'3", it's actually how tall I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Battle Royale, Ready Player One, JPod, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Harry Potter series, Freakonomics, Song of Ice and Fire (NO SPOILERS, I'M NOT DONE)

Movies: Memento, The Fifth Element, The Prestige, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane!, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, District 9.

Music: Anything that isn't techno, rap, or dubstep. I go through musical phases. Right now? Cake, Our Lady Peace, Jack Johnson, Ben Folds Five, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Weezer, Dispatch, Mumford and Sons, Of Monsters and Men, Guster.

Food: I'm crazy in the kitchen, and love cooking. Anything but mushrooms. They're a fungus. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people? Can you not see that these things are nasty? I cringe at the thought of eating one. Also, I can't stand the thought of people chewing on ice. I get goosebumps from imagining the sound. Even biting into a fudgesicle chills me.

Shows: Arrested Development, Archer, The Simpsons, Modern Family, Adventure Time, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Hell's Kitchen, Clone High, Masterchef, Sons of Anarchy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Avatar, anything on the Food Network, Breaking Bad, Sherlock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internets
Good food
My puppy
Awesome friends
Board games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What color do Smurfs turn when you choke them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends.
Grabbing a few beers on a terrace.
Rock climbing.
Checking out a local band.
Falling asleep on the couch while Netflix asks if I'm still there.
Not going to clubs. (People who smile for photos by pouting are what's wrong with today's society.)
Being a loser at home alone playing video games online. Yeah, I'm a socialite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Guilty pleasures of mine include watching The Biggest Loser, and tearing up then the sappy music comes on; as well as knowing almost all the words to the songs in the Josie and the Pussycats movie.
You should message me if
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Your profile doesn't contain the line "Just ask!".
You have a sense of humor that goes beyond Two and a Half Men.
You can hold your own at scrabble.
You know, how to use a comma.
You can help me with my leftovers. Seriously. I am really bad at cooking for one.
You got the "wherefore" question right.
You have an awesome scar you want to tell me about.
You are a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets.
You think Miracle Whip is gross compared to real mayo.
You just want to know more about me.