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quatre4x3

30 F Flushing, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Indonesian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Albanian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love brain teasers. In fact, here is one.

I am both stereotypically Asian and unstereotypically Asian at the same time. ABC, not FOB. Kudos to you if that makes sense.

After spending the past six years in Delaware for grad school, I'm finally back in the concrete jungle where I grew up! Unfortunately, this doesn't mean I've finished my degree. In other words, I'm still a poor professional nerd. In that vein, I enjoy nerdy things like learning, thinking, logic games, and oxford commas.

I'm extremely opinionated but people don't always realize it because I tend to avoid debates with people I don't know well. Basically that means I will get more and more obnoxious as you get to know me.

I've traveled to various areas in Asia and Europe. This means I'm more cultured and hence a better person than you. Unless you've traveled to more places than me. Then you might have a shot at being the better person.

I'm also a complete snob. This is quite the conundrum because I hate snobs. I like to think that I'm the good kind of snob because at least I can acknowledge when I'm being a snob.

I believe life is best lived if you can make yourself laugh. It's like having a comedian with you 24/7 without actually having a comedian with you 24/7. More than that, I like to appreciate the little things in life. Like not having murderous parents.

Speaking of which, I'm very close to my non-murderous parents and family means a lot to me. In fact, I will judge you if you are not similarly close to your family.

If you can't already tell, I'm incredibly AWESOME. It's like being 'awesome' except extra special because it was typed while holding down the shift key. In short, you won't ever meet anyone like me.
What I’m doing with my life
At one point, I was studying linguistics and heading on the road to poverty. After some serious consideration though, I've been taking small steps towards an alternative path to poverty.
I’m really good at
• sudoku
• making myself laugh
• editing and revising academic and non-academic writing
• stealing bullet points from Twofivenone
• pretending I'm a fiction writer
pretending I'm a photographer
• playing songs on repeat
• rerewatching tv shows and movies
• dragging people to karaoke and forcing them to sing
• spelling words the way I want them to be spelled
• editing my OkCupid profile according to my whimsy
The first things people usually notice about me
People don't usually notice me because I always wear my invisibility cloak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Song of Ice and Fire.
Movies: Up, Memento, Dr. Horrible, Studio Ghibli.
Shows: The Middle, Big Bang Theory, Korra, Glee, Modern Family, Family Guy.
Music: Varies. From pop to country to culturally-inspired new age.
Food: This one is too hard. I have too many favorites!
The six things I could never do without
Six things I can always do without:
1. mosquitoes
2. birthers
3. roaches
4. Apple products
5. humidity
6. screaming children
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much more awesome life would be if I had a portal gun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Running and/or rock climbing!!!.... is what I want to say. Usually I'm organizing linguistic data... or I'm thinking about how I should be organizing linguistic data instead of whatever it is I'm actually doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often forget that the intended purpose of an OkCupid profile is to present myself in an attractive light.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
(a) You'd catch a grenade for me.
(b) You'd jump on a grenade a la Captain America.
(c) You are any of the following people: Seth MacFarlane, Anderson Cooper, Stephen Colbert, the Doctor.
(d) You know anything about the following activities: rock climbing, parkour, triathlon training, taking over the world.
(e) None of the above.

The magic keyword is 'assinine'. If you message me this, I'll know you either read through my entire profile or just scrolled to the bottom of the page.