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queenjibbajabba

45 F Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I can recite more Shel Silverstein poems than anyone else you know. People tell me I resemble Dr. Seuss characters. I cry watching the "Antiques Roadshow." I hate doing my hair. I could live on sandwiches and Diet Mt. Dew, but I most certainly don't. I like pickles. Dill pickles, sweet pickles, basically anything pickled... including myself on the right occasion. I'm a word junkie and alliteration is my "drug" of choice. My hearing is shot from too many rock shows and a penchant for listening to music at unhealthy decibels. I spent the first half of my life training as an elite gymnast and the second half being a total hack at artistic endeavors. I adore my pugs, art, music, life, laughter and "bed picnics." I value love, honesty, sincerity and steadfastness above all else, but I'm not nearly as serious as that makes me sound. In fact, "silly" is an adjective I hear rather frequently in reference to my demeanor. I like getting out and being active. I equally enjoy a Sunday in my pj's, curled up with my dogs for an, "ancient civilization" documentary marathon. I'm not a, "pink" girl, with the exception of pink champagne. I do my best to support local businesses. I believe pretending to be the loser can quite often make you the winner, but don't think I'm a pushover! I truly believe you get back from the universe what you put out and continue to learn from my mistakes, forgive others as well as myself, take those lessons to heart and grow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hiking, hiking and more hiking.
I've started practicing Bikram yoga. Glorious. I look forward to the heat. Crave it almost.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Handstands, crosswords, amusing myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ok. So I asked my friends this via text and these were the responses...

Your cute nose
Your voice! You're loud!
You know how to dress
Your huge smile
Your muscular shoulders (Yikes)
The mischievous twinkle in your eye
Your laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My music taste is broad and ever evolving. The one constant... 70's pop music. Yes, I admit it and OWN it!

I will expand on my musical tastes...

Jellyfish, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Amy Winehouse, Bill Withers, The Bee Gees, The Black Keys, Brendan Benson, Donovan, E.L.O Fleetwood Mac, The Fratellis, Genesis, Gomez, HoneyHoney, Imperial Drag, Jason Falkner, Jonathon Edwards, Lindsey Buckingham, Little River Band, Led Zepplin, Matisyahu, Mumford & Sons, Mika, Mingo Fishtrap, Nikka Costa, Peaches, Peter Murphy, Phil Collins, The Raconteurs, Rage Against the Machine, Regina Spektor, Rusted Root, Scott Weiland, Simon & Garfunkel, Soul Coughing, Supertramp, They Might Be Giants, Tricky, The White Stripes, Wolfmother, The xx, The Lumineers, Scissor Sisters, Caravan Palace, Russ Liquid

Oh gosh and... Supergrass, G. Love and Special Sauce, Amada Blank, Screamin" Cheetah Wheelies, John Lennon, Zebrahead, Jeff Buckley, The Black Crowes... Shall I go on???

Some favorite movies... "I Heart Huckabees," "Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang," "Clue," "The Big Lebowski," "Raising Arizona," "All About Eve," "Topper," "How to Marry a Millionaire," "The Untouchables." I love all classic movies from the 30's and 40's. Film Noir as well.

Television shows....
History documentaries of all kinds, "Deadwood," "Arrested Development," "Futurama," "The Colbert Report," "Boardwalk Empire," "The Tudors." "Ancient Aliens," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad," "American Pickers," "Downton Abbey," "House of Cards," "Drunk History."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs. Laughter. The rest changes daily.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Humbly practicing guitar at my MUCH better musician friend's house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Wouldn't you like to know!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Lindsey Buckingham. Call me Lindsey! You are eclectic, smart and funny. You let people merge in front of you in a long line of traffic. You don't mind dogs on the furniture. You can fathom the notion that I positively swooned over an episode of, "Deadwood" where Al Swearegen used the words, "turpitudes" and "miasmas" in the same sentence. You like a grown-up woman that can roll out of bed on the weekend, sans make-up and run out the door because she needs eggs over medium immediately. You have something to teach me because I'm ready to learn!