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queenofmachines

25 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't really know what to say here. I like to think that I am a friendly and laid-back person, but I have a feeling that those sort of descriptions are an over-used trope of dating sites. What can I say? I have a strong personality and sometimes that backfires. I can be very positive and upbeat a lot of the time, but I'm not good at faking it if I'm not feeling it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an office job where I work weekdays, and I either party hard or chill hard when I'm not at work. So my life is kind of like Workaholics, except I'm much better at it than those guys.

I like to think that the meaning of life is to enjoy it as much as you can. It helps to keep me from worrying about what the fuck I'm doing with my life, and I try to have fun as much as I can. And I think I'm doing pretty well for myself. I have wonderful, amazing friends who are like family to me. I'm steadily employed. I live in a beautiful, exciting area filled with interesting, progressive people. I might not know where I want to be in 10 years but, yeah, so, what of it?

I've got that wanderlust.

I went to Burning Man last year for my first time. I knew it would be a learning experience but it ended up actually being just the beginning of a long learning experience still in progress. I definitely opened my eyes to a lot about life, living, people, myself, love, fear, independence, community... anyway what I'm trying to say is that I'm definitely going back there again and again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
word games, figuring things out, being assertive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm short, I guess. Also sometimes my red hair. And various colorful things that I wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller is probably my favorite book of all time. Other Han that I would have to say something by Chuck Palahniuk, either Diary, Survivor, or Invisible Monsters. Also very notable: Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, and any of Philip K. Dick's short stories.
I used to read A LOT, like, all the time. I always read during class in high school because I felt the lessons were very repetitive and I got bored. But college broke that habit. I had to start paying attention and participating in class, and the reading assignments were so long that I no longer had much time or felt like reading for pleasure. Now I can't remember the last time I finished a book. That makes me kind of sad but I know it's the same way for a lot of people.

TV shows ... Doctor Who, Firefly, Buffy, 30 Rock, Community, Archer, Parks & Recreation, Star Trek, True Blood.

My taste in music is mostly electronic these days. Bassnectar, Griz, ill.Gates, Opiuo, Zeds Dead, Mimosa, Excision, EOTO, Skream & Benga, Beats Antique ... you get the idea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my amazing friends
2. my parents, in small doses
3. cats, upon which to shower love and affection
4. the internet and/or a cellphone
5. a fifth thing
6. music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse and/or the robot uprising.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a party or a show or hanging out with friends. Sometimes I go to electronic shows. I love deep, bassy music and I love to dance. I love how each person will dress like they want to be the brightest butterfly of the ball.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 8 piercings. 7 are in my ears (3 on each lobe + 1 rook).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you see something in my profile that you like or are curious about, ask me about it. See if you can guess what my number five is, of "the six things I could never do without."