" Not queer like gay. queer like, escaping definition. Queer like some sort of fluidity and limitlessness at once. Queer like a freedom too strange to be conquered. Queer like the fearlessness to imagine what love can look like… and pursue it." [ Quoted from Brandon Wint]
I am everything and nothing on my best days.
I'm well-fed [ fat, chubby, plumpy, whatever you wanna call it. If you're looking for someone who's your ideal model or "average" then go away ] . Assembly is required of me . I have a hard time trusting people right way. I have abandonment issues. I only own two pairs of jeans and will wear them until I cant no more. My feet are huge, I cackle like a witch, my tits are more than a handful and my hair is wild and cannot be tamed by your mere brush and comb.
Yes I know my shoulders are huge. Yes I know my ass his huge in general. Thank you for noticing.
With that out of the way...
I'm an artistic, strong, easygoing, encouraging, intimidating, caring, fashionable, crass, bold, eager-to-learn, eager-to-share creamy, chewy, crunchy, feminist twix bar. I play ukulele, sing loudly in the car, and will cuddle up to you for a sunbathing catnap.
I can wrestle a grown man to the ground in a sundress.
I can break a biker down with love and snuggles until he starts giggling like a school girl.
And while I can be cute and cuddly I curse like a sailor and will not hesitate to lay the smackdown on you... in Pokèmon.