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queensizetwix

27 Sacramento, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Big note: I AM GENDERQUEER.

" Not queer like gay. queer like, escaping definition. Queer like some sort of fluidity and limitlessness at once. Queer like a freedom too strange to be conquered. Queer like the fearlessness to imagine what love can look like… and pursue it." [ Quoted from Brandon Wint]

I am everything and nothing on my best days.

I'm well-fed [ fat, chubby, plumpy, whatever you wanna call it. If you're looking for someone who's your ideal model or "average" then go away ] . Assembly is required of me . I have a hard time trusting people right way. I have abandonment issues. I only own two pairs of jeans and will wear them until I cant no more. My feet are huge, I cackle like a witch, my tits are more than a handful and my hair is wild and cannot be tamed by your mere brush and comb.

Yes I know my shoulders are huge. Yes I know my ass his huge in general. Thank you for noticing.

With that out of the way...

I'm an artistic, strong, easygoing, encouraging, intimidating, caring, fashionable, crass, bold, eager-to-learn, eager-to-share creamy, chewy, crunchy, feminist twix bar. I play ukulele, sing loudly in the car, and will cuddle up to you for a sunbathing catnap.

I can wrestle a grown man to the ground in a sundress.

I can break a biker down with love and snuggles until he starts giggling like a school girl.

And while I can be cute and cuddly I curse like a sailor and will not hesitate to lay the smackdown on you... in Pokèmon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm taking some big steps in a positive direction. Tired of moping around and being the lone french fry at the bottom of the food bag.

I have a couple of mini-goals. Like... I'd like to open up my social circle. Make new friends, perhaps find that silly thing called "love" [ i think thats how you spell it ] ... and then exact revenge on the person that hid it from me in the first place!

I want to work on my art portfolio, too.

My long term goal is to be a well-known children's book illustrator and writer. I remember reading a lot of good books when I was younger and how they inspired me to draw in the first place. I want to inspire children.

Art Blog: http://alachatte.tumblr.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a positive distraction. Having 300 creative ideas for you to do when you're bored. I'm also good at being a shoulder to cry on, and the ear you can box off. But please, PLEASE... if you really just want to vent and not have any advice given back to you, shut me up.

I really try not to boast about my talents too much but I've been told I have a good eye and hand for art. I love to draw and watercolor painting has become my new mistress.

I dabble in different mediums in hopes to become an artistic jack-of-all-trades.

*laughs* Like many others I like to spend my shower and driving time with singing. I'm STILL BAD AT IT. But I love doing it anyway! Its so much fun.

And I'm really good at loving. I'm known to love completely, unconditionally and fearlessly once you have my affection.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. I'll have to ask next time I go out.

What I /think/ people first notice about me is ...Uh... my prosthetic.. if I'm wearing a dress. And....hm..my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My current Readings: Tokyo Vanilla by Thomas Boggs

Favorite Shows: Steven Universe, Wander Over Yonder, Bi Bang Theory, BoJack Horseman.

My current favorite movie: The Croods, The Avengers. Batman Movies are my fave too, yes even the horrible ones. Oh, and Megamind.

I'm a musical butterfly . I'm pretty open to all sorts of music but I tend to shy away from country or metal [ I never said I didnt like it.. its just not my first choice ] .

My Current insta-repeat song is Ghost by Mystery Skulls and Freak of the Week by Freak Kitchen

I love Chipotle Burritos. Authentic Ramen is great for those rainy days, BBQ is great to eat outside in the summer. Messy food is always great to enjoy when you have someone to lick clean.

I. LOVE. TO. COOK. I'm collecting cookbooks and online recipes. My favorite recipe I've learned so far is Homemade biscuits. I know how to make a mean macaroni and cheese too..from scratch!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Love : Love comes in many forms. Friends, Family, Pack Members, Fellow Geeks, Squishes and Crushes.

- Peace: To be able to break away and wind down.

- Independence: I love to have options, choices and the ability to say "no".

- Art utensils: sketchbook and paper, paintbrush, sand....SOMETHING. When artistic juices flow you have to put your art out. It drives me batshit when the art bug hits me and i have nothing to put it down on.

- Chapstick: I really don't like when my lips are dry. You cant have crusty lips when you're trying to kiss someone!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever is on my mind at the time. A brain is a complex organ. It changes and switches all the time.

Last time I updated this profile I was thinking about the supernatural. Now I'm thinking about last night.. and how a date stood me up... and if its illegal to marry yourself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's a lot of private things I'm willing to admit! I'm an open book -- if you ask me the right questions, I'll give you the answers.

But currently... [ i'm a little embarrassed about it ] I'm going through some sort of anxiety crisis. I'm usually the strong one, but after a rough break-up last year I haven't found my footing . Its to the point where I cant sit still for long periods of time unless I have something to do. Like right now, working on this profile? Its good. But once I put my keyboard down I'll probably think of 1,001 things to do so I wont sit still. Its one of my inner demons.. and its a bitch.

Also, when I go to the bathroom I turn on the faucet.
You should message me if
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You want scars with stories behind them.

You want to do an art trade!

You want someone to call you on your bullshit, then try and make you smile afterwards.

You just /want/ someone.