Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to wander around and explore
I like to skip stones and poke fire with a stick
My Lego spaceship will kick your Lego spaceship's ass
If we go canoeing I'll want to steer (for awhile)
I stop to pet the animals
What I’m doing with my life
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In a recent dream I looked down at myself and saw that I was
Robocop. I thought "Holy shit! I'm Robocop! I'm fucking awesome!"
Then a voice said "Be careful, that costume is really expensive,"
and I realized that no, I was not Robocop, I was just PLAYING
Robocop at an amusement park.
In my awake life, I quit a stressful publishing job in NYC and
moved back to Toronto to find my true calling. I thought it would
take 3 months or so but it's been 3 years and I'm still trying out
different things. In the meantime, I write nonfiction books for
kids, take classes (improv, comedy writing, magazine journalism),
and run a terrarium business from my kitchen.
I’m really good at
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imagining things into being
getting to the heart of the matter
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I prefer to read nonfiction.
I like Bukowski, Al Purdy, and John Donne poems.
The Agenda with Steve Paikin, this weird kid's show with live
action toy trucks that speak French
I'll watch nearly any documentary but prefer to read a lot of
reviews before choosing a regular movie.
Some of my favourite musicians: Neko Case, Gillian Welch, Cat
Power, Joni Mitchell, Queen, Rodriguez
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things I could definitely do without:
other people's travel photos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
old buildings and rusty stuff
words and different ways to arrange them
the mechanics of humour
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
anything but freestyle dancing. i'm an inhibited dancer.
choreographed is okay. there's a video called "Best Bluegrass Clog
Dancing Video Ever Made" that's made me really want to learn to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to meet someone who can't keep their hands off me.
You should message me if
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in an interesting way
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